LORDS OF APATHY

January 11, 2007

Tough Call...





ok, so i thought it was a no brainer. i thought "Ol' Glory" was here to stay, but now that i created a visual on my idea for the "short, fat super pale/freckly white girl with big boobs flag" ("NEW GLORY") i really cant tell. either way its 1000 x better than the "new IMPROVED 4-color process American flag" that Snickerdoodles McPoppycock is proposing we ditch "Ol Glory" for.

fuck, its a tough call huh? "Ol Glory" or "NEW GLORY"!?

5 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

This, my friend, is an OUTRAGE!!! How dare you introduce this new American flag proposal on the heels of my already pending American flag proposal!!?? Some people just dont get it -DO THEY??? -Clearly not; based on your wreckless judgement regarding the sanctity of one of America's most cherished icons.
When I, just 2 short days ago, introduced my proposal for the new improved 'Old Glory'; I did it with full consideration of how it would effect the morale of our troops in harm's way, fighting the global war on terror. How the FUCK do you think John Q. Soldier is gonna feel coming back from 3 tours of duty in Baghdad, suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, missing his right leg from the hip down, blind in one eye, -to this abomination of a flag?? It suffices to say that he would be beside himself. No words could capture his inevitable feelings of treachery and betrayal, perpetrated by your shameful flag. How can we expect that our soldiers in the field will be able to carry out their duties abroad, under the flag of a girl who at best, would be a drunken 'don't ask/ don't tell' type-bitch?? That's the type of girl that in a weakened Hennesey-affected state, you could convince yourself to hump; but are undoubtedly gonna keep that shit on the mega-classified D.L. -And You are just gonna flippantly ask the best and brightest of our troops to fight, and potentially make the ultimate sacrifice for your half-assed hoodrat agenda!!?? -THAT, my friend, is shamefull. Whereas you are just dicking around, living out your bizarre sexual proclivities at out troops' expense; -I am not only trying to bring out troops home, but also bring them home to a newly re-vamped flag of a hot-ass Japanese girl bending over in a miniskirt.

Rocky Rococo said...

NEW GLORY!!!!

Theee Casual Male said...

I don't think I could really pledge allegiance to Todd's flag. Sorry dude. It's not as C.H.U.D.L.Y. as Snickerdoodles'.

the VELVET weed fog said...

hummmmmmm...

you all make good points (especially Rocky Rococo). Ol Glory has stood the test of time and there is something to be said for that, altho, it very well could be time for change. its just not crystal clear to me yet.

i mean, if people are feelin' S Dots flag, thats fine, but in my mind its neck and neck between Ol and New Glory.

im gonna need to sleep on this one...

the VELVET weed fog said...

ahhhhhhh, well after a solid 14 hours of sleep its prettu clear to me...

Ol Glory!!