LORDS OF APATHY

May 22, 2007

AWWWW SNAP!!! RAMBO'S BACK IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HIZZOUSE!! -You GO BOY!!!

I was gonna give Ando Loco their credit for posting this before me... -But then I realized; Rambo does not belong to any one blog. Rambo is bigger than blogging, bigger than the internet(s) itself, even bigger than the Beatles (who subsequently proclaimed that they were "bigger than Jesus" -(You do the math)) What I'm trying to say here is that Rambo is like god in a lot of ways. Only Rambo, and Rambo alone, should have the power to decide who lives and who dies. We should have 4 branches of government; -the 4th of those being Rambo, -who would have supreme veto power over the other 3 branches . Just get that motherfucker an office or court building or some shit in Washington, and let's get Rambo to sort out what's really crackin' in the middle-east. Hollalujah-hollaback!!

3 comments:

T.H.L.A.T. (can't spell) said...

i hope there is an alternate version of "JOHN RAMBO" where you are just looking at 120 minutes of his grave, i mean, it would be a nice follow up to the alternate suicide ending that was made for First Blood. Still dead? yup.

Anonymous said...

this is the best shit i've seen in years.

MDKill said...

Fuck, can you beleive the level of HGH (Human Growth Hormone) this pathetic douche-man has ingested?? Just ask the Austrailian authorities on that one....

Looks like his head is about to fuckin burst, like B-Bonds!!!
Word Barry, holmes...