LORDS OF APATHY

May 3, 2007

BEST TATTOO SINCE SKULLFACE


I don't know what's better about this piece; The fact that the wangs are squirting, the reacharound, or the nipple twist.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

why are they noth bald?

the VELVET weed fog said...

i think i can answer that question...
"why are they noth bald?", well first off im guessing you ment "both" when you said "noth", right? i must be right, i always am. anyhow, this photo is of a tattoo my friend James got last night!! its funny that Mr. Nasty Raps already found it and posted it!! but James got it as a tribute to jewels, the robot from the post below this tattoo post, he was blown away by jewels and how amazing that post was and wanted to do something special in honor of how fake robots are, so he got a tattoo oj jewels as a merman getting a HJ from his twin robotic merman brother. man, it almost brings me to tears its so fucking sweet!!

Anonymous said...

The compostion and use of color is pure genius!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the tattooist felt dirty afterwards?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

He shoulda had the mermen tossing each others' salads... Although do mermen even have asses? -let alone ass-holes?

Tighe said...

there really isn't anything about that tatoo that is not gay. It's refreshing to see something in this day and age that is 100% commited to it's clearly implicit agenda.

I was just yesterday speculating about the "do fishes have assholes" question, which is concurrent with the "do mermen have assholes?" question posed above. I'm pretty sure they do (fish, have buttholes) - therefore the odds of mermen having buttholes too are very high, since the merman is made of a fish and a man, and both of those have a very high probability of having a butthole.

Like anything in life though, we're only working in patterns and probabilities - while a confusing representational image crystalizes the crux of the issue, in the "real world" of "3-d living" we know that one stair follows the next because in the course of our lives the stairs have always been thus; experience forms a pattern that we learn to expect; 99.999% of the time this pattern holds true. The rest of the time you fall on your face.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

-That's what's up...