The hardest thing about Hot Asian Girl Du Jour posts is writing something brilliant to accompany the picture. Since my mind is pretty much fried after an all-night laundry and Redbull bender, I'm gonna give one of my lucky readers a chance to make history with our first ever 'Hot Asian Girl Du Jour' caption contest. Ordinarily I'd just pull up some Michael Bolton lyrics off of the www and call it a wrap, but since I want to keep people in the bloggosphere engaged in the blogging process, I am gonna provide this opportunity for you to get your shine on. Post your caption ideas in the comments section below an and I will update periodically update the freshest entry over the next few days. -Good luck to all!
Sincerely, your brother in Christ,
-Snickerdoodles(Click image to get a boner in higher resolution)
The homie ETC just submitted this beautiful piece of prose for Hot Asian Girl Du Jour, and I gotta come clean here, this shit brought tears to my eyes. ETC is a true poet and devastatingly senstive wordsmith.. Read on and let him kill you softly with his song of bittersweet romance...
This is important!
Mrs. Butter's worth it:
You are standing...
Before you sits Mrs. Butter
She is sitting on a pancake
You have both just began a plummet into the red hot depths of a very unhappy volcano
contort upon my massive pancake
we descend fastly/surely - true - but ...
surely we fall slow enough for you to come and join me too.
It is soft _ and delicious _
are you familiar with Bisquick?
It does amazing things - Bisquick.
Have you brought the Blue Bonnet, or must we spread your Country Crock upon it? The pancake.
You decide to spend your last moments living on the falling pancake with Mrs. Butter.
You Land-o in a Lake of fire.
Mrs. Butter got hotter.