April 25, 2010


I was watching "The Amazing Race" (which I thought was just a documentary about Asians) and they had a cameo by He Pingping, the world's smallest man. At 2 feet, 5 inches tall, Pingping took the world record from the Dominican midget who previously held the title. This dude fucking LOVED to smoke. He was on the show for maybe 5 minutes and he smoked through a cigarette that looked about as fat and long (pause) as a toilet paper tube. Turns out this guy died in Italy in March after tragically falling off a curb. Too bad he wasn't around to see his national TV debut.

UPDATE: He actually died from a heart condition.

1 comment:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

If heaven was actually real, imagine the idea of MJ, Guru and Ping Ping all kicking it at some bar discussing the afterlife. That'd actually make for the plot of a good Harmony Korine movie.