LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

TO DO LIST:

•Apply massive amounts of Drakar Noir: -CHECK

•Make sure people know I'm Italian: -CHECK

•Bronze bod to 60% Pantone 159 Solid Coated Krentcil : -CHECK

•Soak for 45 minutes in a I can't believe it's not butter bath: -CHECK

•Create a vector-based stencil for eyebrows and facial hair in Adobe Illustrator: -CHECK

FRAT GUIDO BROMANCE -MAC LETHAL

I know new years just happened last week, but this is by far the best concept song of 2010. You think you've seen some guidos in your lifetime, but this accompanying slideshow takes things to a whole other level. Some of these dudes are off the charts, coming up with skin colors never seen before outside of George Hamilton and John Boehner; -previously the two tannest white dudes on the planet. Time to step your game up fellas... (Good looking out Sista Nancy)