EXTREME POGOTARDS

My mind has officially been blown. On the same day I saw this EXTREME pogo-ing video I also got confirmation that Josh Lazcano was spotted sheepishly wandering around a Los Angeles area Ikea... The world is fucked up.
Failed Pogo Stick Compilation - Watch more Funny Videos(Good looking out Baby Bird Matt)

MY WINKERS™ GAME IS AIRTIGHT..

These are just a few of my original designs that have already gone into production, but I'm about to really change the game in the action graphic extreme pants™ (patent pending) industry. My latest line is gonna have 2 sideways asses silkscreened on the back of the thighs so when you walk, the ass cheeks will rhythmically spread and contract, alternately revealing their respective embroidered assholes. If you were thinking about ripping me off on this one, don't even bother; -I just dropped off my paperwork at the Patent office this morning so SUCK IT Jonny-Come-Lately!!
(good looking out Josh Lazcano)