MAN FUSED TO CHAIR BY 2 YEARS OF SHIT AND PISS... BRILLIANT

U-S-A! U-S-A!

(Good looking out Josh Lazcano!)

SHE'S GOT LEGS... (SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM)

There are times when you see some shit that's so mindbendingly heinous that you've gotta show everyone you know. I think the rationale is, when you feel this violated, this alienated from your sense of reality, you feel the need to bring others into this world, just to feel some level of normalcy... This is one of those times. Brace yourself:(Good looking out Adam... I think...)

FAT SLOPPY MESS QUASI-EXERCISING

I feel semi-bad about this, but past a certain point I have absolutely no sympathy for the morbidly obese. I mean maybe if it's like a thyroid condition or something that's beyond your control... But if it's just a side-effect of shoveling endless KFC down your fucking throat, don't expect me to care.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT; -ON THE REBOUND!

Seriously, we like to joke around a lot here at LOA, but the issue of obesity is a serious health hazard facing many Americans these days; -so allow me to be the first one to salute Jennifer Love Hewitt in her efforts to rebound from her massive revolting weight gain. Your boy Snickerdoodles has got your back 110%-You GO guuuurl!! - (When you got that mid-90's Party 'O Five bod crackin again, hit me on my blackberry ; ) )