YOU CAN'T MAKE A HOE A HOUSEWIFE

Don't take my word for it, take Tommy Wiseau's". "I'm fed up with this world!" -Real talk...

INTRODUCING THE NEW SUPER-SOAKER SPERM CANNON: -SUPERSOAK THAT HOE!

How great of a practical 'fuck you' joke is this to have played on your employer!?? Whoever designed this toy must have really had an axe to grind with his boss. It is unbelieveable that this thing ever got made, -let alone had a commercial made with kids shooting jizz on each other... It, by far, surpasses the Disney artist who drew the huge cock-tower cleverly hidden in the castle on the cover of the Little Mermaid DVD box... If Soulja Boy is really on top of his shit, he will get some of these things crackin for his next music video. Do I hear a 'Crank Dat' REMIX!!? -Holla Back!