LORDS OF APATHY

October 13, 2006

Mr. Nasty Raps Presents "Great People of the World - Cytherea"

This week we take a look at one of my favorite starlets, “The Goddess of Gush”, Cytherea. Cytherea is an adult film star that broke onto the scene in the 2003 movie, Secrets Exposed. She doesn’t look like your average porn star. She stands only 5’3” tall and has average-sized, natural breasts. She does however have one talent that separates her from any woman that I’ve ever seen. She can squirt female ejaculate out of her vagina at a distance of up to twelve feet.

Now I’ve been with some girls that get all slippery, but this broad is insane! Basically, she can orgasm as many times as she wants during a scene and leaves the whole set drenched. You’ll be watching and think it’s like any other scene, and then all of a sudden, BAM! She gets to quivering, yells a little bit, her labia spreads, and TADOW!!! It’s like a fucking fire-hose.

I’ve realized over time that her appeal isn’t actually her ability to squirt. It’s the fact that she has multiple, real orgasms during any given scene. It’s a different experience when you realize that the girl onscreen isn’t just some coked up broad who got conned into fucking on camera. She’s a true innovator.

Recommended Work: Squirtwoman Volume 2, Semen Demons, Barely Legal All-Stars 3, If It Ain’t Black Take It Back 4

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want Snickerdoodles McPoppycock back.

Anonymous said...

I'm more of a Tori Welles, Ashlyn Gere guy myself. Maybe because when I was watching early nineties porn it still felt dirty.

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

You know, I thought about that when I first saw it. Then I did some research and found out that it has to do with the Skene's glands. You can find some useful info at www.squirtingtruth.com and at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculate

Fuckin' science.

Anonymous said...

I'm very attracted to this woman.

Anonymous said...

Jada Fire is the new Squitwoman!!
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