LORDS OF APATHY

March 28, 2008

ARTHUR PRICE; TABLEFUCKER

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008. Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it. Police say Price lives near an elementary school. Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him. He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home. Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

4 comments:

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Anonymous said...

and then a hero comes along

Anonymous said...

Only in Ohio...

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

No doubt son... We keeps it real like that.