L.O.A. FASHION ALERT!

You know how when a British musician is singing a song, you can hardly detect a trace of an accent, but then you hear that same person in an interview and you're like "what the fuck are you saying?" -That's pretty much the same thing with Soulja Boy... -'Cept you can't barely understand what he's talking about at any point in time... Even when you're able to decipher the actual words he's attempting to say, it still doesn't make a whole bunch of contextual sense. I like how "KnowwhatI'msayin'" and "Nahmean" are the favorite catchphrases of people who have virtually nothing of substance to talk about... As if Souljahboy's trying to break down the Pythagorean Theorem, and he's super concerned that everyone is following along. -Yeah, I fucking get it already...-You're mumbling on and on about a hat or some sneakers, or making a bunch of money...-I get it...-Neclace, diamonds...-DUDE!-I get it!!! Anyways, with regard to what Souljaboy (Tellem) is talking about, Translation: He's got a brand new shitty, shitty clothing line coming out. It's a bunch of crappy hats sweats and jackets, all with the same dogshit embroidered logo on 'em... Basically if you want to dress like a gay baby with rainbow-colored day-glo rave tracksuits, this is your brand. (Good lookin out John A.)