What's Gucci My Killa?

I guess the campaign worked!

HORRIBLE RAP THURSDAY: ZIP-ZAP/ CRANK DAT GOPHER BOY

Sometimes I see/ hear something that's so embarrassingly shitty that it sends chills down my spine. This is one of those times:

(Good looking out J-Mart!)

THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME.

As an addendum to the above post, I just wanted to show how fucking dope Rakim was 22 years ago. You'd think the trajectory of talent would lead to something noteworthy... Instead we're stuck with a bunch of no-talent assholes like Soulja Boy that make us long for the days of Ja Rule (comparatively speaking)...

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR/ CRANK THAT -SOULJA BOY EXTRAVAGANZA!!

You thought you were never gonna hear about Soulja Boy again?... -Nope. I think back to about 7 months ago when you couldn't swing a dead cat around without hitting someone doing the soulja boy. It was a simpler time then. People could leave the doors to their homes unlocked, gasoline only cost $3.85/ gallon, and babies could ride the subway alone... nude. Call me nostalgic, but lets all take a moment to remember the month of September, 2007. -It was a magical time...

12 YEAR-OLD BOY GOING OUT LIKE A TRUE 'SOULJA' (BOY) (TELLEM)

Bloomington (Illinois) police arrested a 12-year-old for throwing a brick through Soulja Boy's tour bus windshield at a concert held at the U.S. Cellular Coliseum. When asked why he did it, the boy replied, "I hate Soulja Boy." -That's some talk of the 'real' variety.

L.O.A. FASHION ALERT!

You know how when a British musician is singing a song, you can hardly detect a trace of an accent, but then you hear that same person in an interview and you're like "what the fuck are you saying?" -That's pretty much the same thing with Soulja Boy... -'Cept you can't barely understand what he's talking about at any point in time... Even when you're able to decipher the actual words he's attempting to say, it still doesn't make a whole bunch of contextual sense. I like how "KnowwhatI'msayin'" and "Nahmean" are the favorite catchphrases of people who have virtually nothing of substance to talk about... As if Souljahboy's trying to break down the Pythagorean Theorem, and he's super concerned that everyone is following along. -Yeah, I fucking get it already...-You're mumbling on and on about a hat or some sneakers, or making a bunch of money...-I get it...-Neclace, diamonds...-DUDE!-I get it!!! Anyways, with regard to what Souljaboy (Tellem) is talking about, Translation: He's got a brand new shitty, shitty clothing line coming out. It's a bunch of crappy hats sweats and jackets, all with the same dogshit embroidered logo on 'em... Basically if you want to dress like a gay baby with rainbow-colored day-glo rave tracksuits, this is your brand. (Good lookin out John A.)

CRANK DAT CURRY SAUCE!

This one was a no-brainer; when you manage to incorporate 2 of my favorite things in the world: Indian food, and the Soulja Boy... Some serious magic was made here.(Good lookin out Revok!)

INTRODUCING THE NEW SUPER-SOAKER SPERM CANNON: -SUPERSOAK THAT HOE!

How great of a practical 'fuck you' joke is this to have played on your employer!?? Whoever designed this toy must have really had an axe to grind with his boss. It is unbelieveable that this thing ever got made, -let alone had a commercial made with kids shooting jizz on each other... It, by far, surpasses the Disney artist who drew the huge cock-tower cleverly hidden in the castle on the cover of the Little Mermaid DVD box... If Soulja Boy is really on top of his shit, he will get some of these things crackin for his next music video. Do I hear a 'Crank Dat' REMIX!!? -Holla Back!

FOR THOSE OF YOU CRAVING SOME KIND OF NEW SOULJA BOY POST...

Enjoy!(Good lookin out Nick G!)

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY!!!

Your boy S-Dot's not usually the type to party and shake his butt (I leave that to the brothas with the funny haircuts); but I gotta make an exception to that rule now.CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY (FULL DANCE)

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HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR/ CRANK THAT -SOULJA BOY EXTRAVAGANZA!!

FUUUUUUUUUCK... I hit the sensory jackpot with this one; -ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Thick/ Hot/ barefoot Japanese girl, doing my brand new favorite dance to my brand new favorite song! Raise your glasses in a toast gentlemen; it doesn't get any better than this.