Look at this aloe and lanolin motherfucker. Crying on TV. Just embarrassing. Wade and James had their fun mocking Dirk's illness, but who's laughing now? I never want to hear Lebron mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jordan. MJ never lost a series in the NBA Finals and certainly never averaged 3 points a game in the fourth quarter. The Heat got what they had coming to them. Congrats to the Mavs!
Showing posts with label Chris Bosh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Bosh. Show all posts
June 12, 2011
Chris Bosh Crying Made My Year
Look at this aloe and lanolin motherfucker. Crying on TV. Just embarrassing. Wade and James had their fun mocking Dirk's illness, but who's laughing now? I never want to hear Lebron mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jordan. MJ never lost a series in the NBA Finals and certainly never averaged 3 points a game in the fourth quarter. The Heat got what they had coming to them. Congrats to the Mavs!
June 2, 2011
July 9, 2010
LEBRON GOES TO MIAMI. SUCK IT KOBE.
A few quick points here: first off, despite not being a fan of the Yankees-style buying an out-of-the-box superteam approach, that has been the hallmark of modern sports, the Chris Bosh, Dwane Wade, Lebron James combo seems pretty dope to me right now. On some level, it would have been cool if he had stayed in Cleveland and played the whole small market underdog thing for a while longer, but fuck it... If it means that I get to watch the remainder of Kobe Bryant's prime years in the NBA end in crushing season-ending defeats, then it is well worth it.
To further illustrate how much of an incorrigible dildo Kobe is, and how cool Lebron seems in comparison, watch this:
To further illustrate how much of an incorrigible dildo Kobe is, and how cool Lebron seems in comparison, watch this:
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