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Showing posts with label Fuck Miami. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck Miami. Show all posts

July 9, 2010

The People vs. LeBron James


People are going ham on Lebron.

Now Clevelands main export isn't just crippling depression, it's also managed to export the best thing that's ever happened to them. I kinda feel Rayvon's pain. Not just because we are both black youth growing up in a white man's world, and not in the sense of me being sad that LeBron left, but the fact that I hate where I live and want people i like to come to Irvine and be depressed alongside me.



Come on guys, Cleveland is GARBAGE. GAAAAARBAAAAAGGE. Im sorry, but it's true. If I could go to a good ass team (no homo) and be on South Beach with hot tanned bitches with g-strings and eat those fluffy cuban pork sandwhiches with that tomato sauce all day... I would go too. So would you. All you LeBron haters are HATERS and you need hugs. Seriously, lets get serious.

Sorry Rayvon.
HOT GIRLS WITH NO CLOTHES ON > SHITTY TOWNS
MULTIPLE NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS > NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS EVER