TIM PAWLENTY AKA YOSEMETE SAM

I absolutely loathe politicians and their disingenuous bullshit pandering. Listen to this human turd sandwich do his best Larry the Cable Guy impression in an attempt to cozy up to Joe-Moonshine before the 2012 presidential elections: Sickening....

REDNECK FORCED TO EAT HIS OWN BEARD

There needs to be an award show for stuff like this... I wonder if this guy is a Republican?
They should have made him eat his own pubes and back hair for dessert.

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER FEATURING SOME OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST!

They're at it again, -except this time it seems more desperate and pathetic than ever. The Republican debate team has managed to marginalize themselves and make their extremist philosophy seem even more laughably idiotic in recent weeks. -You guys are killin' it!! Not that you need any advice from me, (you're doing a fine job on your own) but how about adopting "Git 'er Dun!" as one of your campaign slogans going forward. I think it's something your remaining supporters will already be familiar with. Cheers guys! (Click image to enlarge; drag and drop image into your desktops/ screensavers folder)

VICTORIA JACKSON ON THE HANNITY SHOW

Sometimes I literally cannot believe that these Republicans are being serious. Like for real... Are you fucking kidding me? If you're a Republican and you're watching this (assuming you're already taking Hannity seriously) and they trot out washed-up no-talent shit-for-brains Victoria Jackson to cheerlead your political philosophy... Fuck... I dont even know what to say after that... I mean, I guess the next logical thing to do is follow that up with some Larry the Cable Guy (Which they did apparently).