Can I Pay Comcast To Not Get This Channel?

I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything, but that's Tina Fey.

REAL TALKER Du JOUR

I love situations like this, where Sarah Palin's tiny mind is caught in between trying to seem pro-constitution/ first amendment and trying to save face politically as the cameras roll. -Especially when that means someone putting up a 30-foot banner reading 'WORST GOVERNOR EVER' in the background while filming her stupid-ass TV show 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' for the TLC channel. Adding insult to injury, she stepped to the creator of the banner and just got intellectually manhandled...-Beautiful.  This whole situation reminded me of the time DJ Lady Tribe showed up at a wall posing with spraypaint cans, trying to look cute in 5-inch stripper heels, so that her photographer could shoot pics for her website. About 2 minutes into the 'shoot' she completely stepped right into a massive pile of dogshit. like a mini-dogshit mountain.. That dog must have been constipated for a month before unleashing that one.  The takeaway: It's virtually impossible to look cute while scraping dog shit off of your shoes.

(Read the full story at the Huffington Post)

THE UTTERLY STUPID LEADING THE RETARDED

Like a Pied Piper for ignorant people, Sarah Palin is whipping her intelectually bankrupt base into a frenzy over her new book 'Going Rogue'. I gotta admit, its kind of interesting conceptually, the idea of a complete idiot who knows virtually nothing about anything, writing a book for people eager to absorb her lack of knowledge... Is it even possible to get dumber by reading? I think it might be. FUCKING CHRIST... When's Soulja Boy gonna write a book? My mind is in need of a vacation.

SARAH PALIN'S WEEKLY WORD JUMBLE

SERIOUSLY... -What the fuck?

TAKE THE SARAH PALIN CHALLENGE!

Fuuuuck.... This in the most retarded, convoluted, incoherent, rambling groupings of words ever assembled. Originally, I was going to challenge our viewers on making heads or tails of what the hell Sarah Palin's talking about in this speech; but since that is clearly not possible, I've downgraded the challenge to actually just listening the whole thing without your brain exploding. Let me know how long you're able to hold out in the comments section below.

SAM SEDER AT THE LETTERMAN PROTEST

How bored/ dumb do you have to be to participate one of these lame-ass Republican-sponsored protests? Talk about being pawns... I wish these people would redirect their energy towards a more productive protest, like decreasing Co2 emissions. They could start by killing themselves, and drasticly/ permanently reducing their own carbon output.

O'REILLY vs. EMINEM

(Good looking out Mexican John)

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER FEATURING SOME OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S BEST AND BRIGHTEST!

They're at it again, -except this time it seems more desperate and pathetic than ever. The Republican debate team has managed to marginalize themselves and make their extremist philosophy seem even more laughably idiotic in recent weeks. -You guys are killin' it!! Not that you need any advice from me, (you're doing a fine job on your own) but how about adopting "Git 'er Dun!" as one of your campaign slogans going forward. I think it's something your remaining supporters will already be familiar with. Cheers guys! (Click image to enlarge; drag and drop image into your desktops/ screensavers folder)

THINGS DIE AROUND SARAH PALIN.

Wether it's John McCain's presidential campaign, her encouraging hunters to shoot at wolves from helicopters, or her own intellectual credibility, Sarah Palin has been killin' it lately....-Literally; like "killin' it" as in radiating death and failure from her very existance. Check out this strangely composed shot of Palin playing simpleton while a random dude is slaughtering turkeys in the background. This is like something out of a David Lynch movie... -Enjoy!

You Dodged A Bullet, America

UPDATE: This story has been debunked as a hoax. Ironic that a report about Palin's incompetence now becomes one about the media's incompetence.

THE VET WHO DID NOT VET

I'm usually pretty luke-warm on this kind of You-Tube video, but this one is awesome.

MCCAIN: "SHE NEEDED CLOTHES"

I can't add anything to this... It's perfect as-is.(WARDROBE FIRST -(Then Country)).

REVOLTING SLIMEBAGS

Just when you thought they couldn't go any lower, or be any less palatable... If you're pregnant or have a heart condidtion, don't watch this.Read more about McPalin's smarmy, slimy, cunty campaign tactics in Bob Cesca's article on the Huffington Post.

My kind of journalism.

**watch for the subtle exchange at the end.

THIS TIME AROUND, THE REVOLUTION WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD ON YOUR iPHONE

I decided to re-run this documentary I posted about a year ago on the revolutionary political organization 'The Weather Underground'. This should provide background for the desperate, pathetic, guilt-by-association tactics used by the McCain campaign, in order to link Obama to former Weather Underground activist William Ayers. Also, enjoy the contrast with today's generation of apathetic, X-box 360 playing, consumer zombies.

WHEN SARAH PALIN WINKS AT US, DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S JUST KIDDING; OR SHE WANTS TO FUCK US?... -(IN THE ASS)

THE LIBERAL MEDIA

In response to seeing Newsweek's vicious attack on Sarah Palin, -(putting an un-photoshopped close-up shot of the VP hopeful on the cover of their October issue), I decided to take the matter into my own hands. In an effort to be fair to the McCain/ Palin ticket, I mocked up next week's cover for them. It's completely absurd that, in addition to my 9 to 5 job, not only do I have to maintain this blog, but now I've gotta do Newsweek's job for them too? All I can say is get it in gear assholes... -And expect my invoice in the mail any day now.(click image to enlarge)

Here's the original Newsweek Sarah Palin cover that sparked a fireball of controversy:(click image to enlarge)

THE LOA NO-SPIN ZONE: FOX 'NEWS' IS A VULGAR WASTE OF OUR COLLECTIVE TIME.

I can't even say anything about this I'm so annoyed... Just watch it.

MAD DOG PALIN (By Matt Taibbi)

"Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation."

Read the rest of Matt Taibbi's brilliant Rolling Stone article on Sarah Palin.

BRING OUT THE SEX TAPE...IT'S TIME.

If there's one thing we've learned about American culture, it's that, a well-timed sex tape leak, at a strategic point in your career, can extend your 15 minutes of fame at least another 6 months or so. Not only that, but it could shift attention away from the fact that you are vastly underqualified to be a 71 year-old, 4-time skin cancer survivor's heartbeat away from the presidency. Trust me on this one, If you think Palin seems pathetic now, wait until you see her in action during the VP debate on Thursday; -It's gonna be a freaking bloodbath! I really think a sex tape is the only answer here. -The freakier the better (I.E. Anal, DP, interracial, bukkake, gangbang).