What You Know About That Purple Pippen?

All Shakedown Artists Look The Same Anyway...

Go fuck yourself, San Diego. You know you don't have to read the teleprompter verbatim, right?

Michael Jordan Feels Beautiful

Michael Jordan will be inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame later today. MJ's commercials form almost as much of his legacy as his basketball accomplishments. Jordan's had some great commercials, but also some implausible ones, including one where he jumps to the ceiling for a hot dog. No Jordan commercial is more patently ridiculous than this Gentle Treatment commercial, though. I mean, everyone knows Jordan only kicked it with chunky white girls.

"THE MIKE JORDAN OF RAP/ MIKE JACKSON OF POP"

Church.

GAME POINT: C'MON MICHAEL, D-THE-FUCK-UP!

MATT McKEEN IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF RAZOR SCOOTER(ing)

By virtue of this dude riding a Razor scooter, you wanna hate on him; but seriously, this might be one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever get extreme on an action sports vehicle. Until now I don't even think that Razor scooters qualified as 'Extreme Sports Vehicles'; nor did the term 'Extreme Sports Vehicles' exist before I said it just now. I guess that makes me pretty fucking extreme in my own right. FUCK YEAH!
Interior Crocodile Alligator from matt mckeen on Vimeo.
matt mckeen royal flush/throwaway from matt mckeen on Vimeo.

MICHAEL JORDAN; GREATEST OF ALL TIME. -FUCK KOBE

You can't knock the hustle... Whatever you do, you should try to be the 'Michael Jordan' of that thing... Fuck yeah.