HOT/ RACIST/ SEXIST REPUBLICAN AD Du JOUR

It's hard to determine who to hate on more, the dipshits who made this commercial, or the dipshit sellout-ass puppets who performed the minstrel show in this commercial. 

THE UTTERLY STUPID LEADING THE RETARDED

Like a Pied Piper for ignorant people, Sarah Palin is whipping her intelectually bankrupt base into a frenzy over her new book 'Going Rogue'. I gotta admit, its kind of interesting conceptually, the idea of a complete idiot who knows virtually nothing about anything, writing a book for people eager to absorb her lack of knowledge... Is it even possible to get dumber by reading? I think it might be. FUCKING CHRIST... When's Soulja Boy gonna write a book? My mind is in need of a vacation.

OH, YOU THOUGHT 'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK WAS OVER?...-YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!!

This man was attacked by a polar bear and lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, he shot and killed the bear in the midst of being mauled in his tent. I'm not saying I wish that homeboy died instead of the bear; but you gotta figure, if you're even in a situation where it's a possiblility to get mauled by a polar bear, chances are, you're doing some stupid shit you're not supposed to be doing. There's no reason why motherfuckers should be in antarctica in the first place... Anyway, peep the flicks: (click on images to enlarge)

BONER SQUAD

We got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile, A real life look at each of you to capture your style. You're the red, white and blue, the funny things you do, America America this is you.

Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you