May 13, 2008
JOHN McCAIN-THE STRAIGHT-TALK EXPRESS
Is the term "the Straight-talk Express" synonymous with 'the Lying/flip-flopping Hate-gays Express'?
May 12, 2008
VINTAGE O'REILLY MELTDOWN!
Seeing this was the best part of my day so far! -Good looking out Thee Casual Male!"WE'LL DO IT LIVE... FUCK IT!!!"
May 10, 2008
DALE DAVIS BOWLS A PERFECT 300... -BLIND
I can't really explain it, but this is one of those stories that makes me take a break from hating the entire human race for a few moments. Maybe because it's inspiring to see someone achieve something pure and un-diluted buy profit or belittling somebody to indulge their own ego. Most of the time there is the continuous hum of static emanating from everything vile and fucked up about humanity playing at deafening volumes in my mind. For some reason, a blind guy bowling a perfect game gives me a glimmer of optimism.
Dale Davis, a 78-year-old man who lost his vision years ago to macular degeneration, bowled a perfect 300-game Saturday in the Iowa town of Alta, according to a local report. "It was quite a thrill," Davis told the Storm Lake Times in Storm Lake, Iowa. "When I got to the tenth frame, I said 'Lord, let me throw three more good balls.' When I did, people on other teams were yelling and cheering. A few guys were hugging me and almost broke my skinny bones." The report said Davis, a Navy veteran, got his start in bowling as a pin-setter during his teenage years, making 45 cents a night at a local alley. He went on to succeed in leagues and tournaments, including winning a $2,500 top prize in a California event shortly after his days in the service.Davis was living in California in 1996 when he lost sight in his left eye, the report said, and the right eye followed a year later. He then decided to move back to Iowa, where he was raised, where his sister still lives. With the help of his sister, Davis soon regained his bowling form and achieved an average of 188, according to the report. "I can't see the lane or the pins and have a heck of a time finding my ball sometimes," Davis, who still has a small spot of peripheral vision remaining, told the paper. "I can kinda see the dots on the floor to know where I start. After that, I rely on my hearing and other people to tell me what's going on." Nicknamed "The Hammer" for the surprising force of his shots, Davis relies more on his hearing than his vision to assess the quality of each roll. "The sounds of the alley let me know how I'm doing," Davis told the paper. "There's a loud crack when I get a strike. When I hear that crack, usually it's followed by someone telling me I can sit down. "Saturday night, all I heard was 12 cracks in a row."
Dale Davis, a 78-year-old man who lost his vision years ago to macular degeneration, bowled a perfect 300-game Saturday in the Iowa town of Alta, according to a local report. "It was quite a thrill," Davis told the Storm Lake Times in Storm Lake, Iowa. "When I got to the tenth frame, I said 'Lord, let me throw three more good balls.' When I did, people on other teams were yelling and cheering. A few guys were hugging me and almost broke my skinny bones." The report said Davis, a Navy veteran, got his start in bowling as a pin-setter during his teenage years, making 45 cents a night at a local alley. He went on to succeed in leagues and tournaments, including winning a $2,500 top prize in a California event shortly after his days in the service.Davis was living in California in 1996 when he lost sight in his left eye, the report said, and the right eye followed a year later. He then decided to move back to Iowa, where he was raised, where his sister still lives. With the help of his sister, Davis soon regained his bowling form and achieved an average of 188, according to the report. "I can't see the lane or the pins and have a heck of a time finding my ball sometimes," Davis, who still has a small spot of peripheral vision remaining, told the paper. "I can kinda see the dots on the floor to know where I start. After that, I rely on my hearing and other people to tell me what's going on." Nicknamed "The Hammer" for the surprising force of his shots, Davis relies more on his hearing than his vision to assess the quality of each roll. "The sounds of the alley let me know how I'm doing," Davis told the paper. "There's a loud crack when I get a strike. When I hear that crack, usually it's followed by someone telling me I can sit down. "Saturday night, all I heard was 12 cracks in a row."
May 9, 2008
KIM KARDASHIAN'S BURMA RELIEF PSA
WOW! This may have been one of the most baffling public service announcements of all time. In fact, I'm not even sure it qualifies as a PSA, considering the only public it is actually serving are people who want to look at her enormous ass. Granted, that's an entirely worthy service; I just kinda think that it's in poor taste to be speaking about massive human tragedy, in conjunction with frivolous shopping and primping in front of a mirror. That being said... Girlfriend hit the genetic powerball numbers. I'd honestly and sincerely toss her salad for like 72 hours straight.
CRANK THAT SOULJA GIRL!!
I really didn't want to even post this one; but then again, it loosely involved Soulja Boy and someone acting completely nuts; -how could I resist? When I asked Siddiq 'tha freak' what was the context for this girl loosing her shit like this, his answer: "Sherm and BET." I can't really argue with that logic. See why:Here's an insightful recap and commentary on what you just saw... (From a flaming FLAMING gay perspective)
May 8, 2008
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR/ CRANK THAT -SOULJA BOY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
You thought you were never gonna hear about Soulja Boy again?... -Nope. I think back to about 7 months ago when you couldn't swing a dead cat around without hitting someone doing the soulja boy. It was a simpler time then. People could leave the doors to their homes unlocked, gasoline only cost $3.85/ gallon, and babies could ride the subway alone... nude. Call me nostalgic, but lets all take a moment to remember the month of September, 2007. -It was a magical time...
ALL NEW LOA DESKTOP WALL PAPER!!
All the new posts with the LOA fan wall paper got me all jazzed up to bang out a new one myself!
...nothing short of perfection if i do say so my self, but i doubt i will say so... unless i just did by saying that.
you know how its done, click to enlarge then right click and save to your C Drive, or Mac users can click to enlarge and drag to desktop, but i doubt any of you use a Mac.
...nothing short of perfection if i do say so my self, but i doubt i will say so... unless i just did by saying that.you know how its done, click to enlarge then right click and save to your C Drive, or Mac users can click to enlarge and drag to desktop, but i doubt any of you use a Mac.
LIVE and DIRECT from Paris France!!
except that remote has gotta go, that shit is fucking wack, like if you were Luke Skywalker you use a mini millenium falcon to control your R2 unit?!?! so dumb.
May 7, 2008
WHOOMP THERE IT IS!
It's safe to say that Hillary's pretty much done. It should be interesting to see her spiral into her psychotic state of denial for the next month or 2 before she finally has to wake up to that ugly thing they call reality. I hear Hillary supporters constantly saying how it's sexist to refer to her as being "shrill". But c'mon, let's call a spade a spade here. That bitch is mad shrill.
I wonder if DMX has heard about Barack Obama yet?... He's still got some time.
I wonder if DMX has heard about Barack Obama yet?... He's still got some time.
THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION ON THE OXYGEN NETWORK
Find out why Bad Girls Club is the best show on television...And while you're at it... POP OFF SON!! POP OFF!! POP OFF!! BROOKLYN SON!!! 
May 6, 2008
May 5, 2008
DAVE JOHNSON AKA 'PUPPY-MAN' REPPING LOA TO THE FULLEST!!
OH NO HE DI'INT!!! YES... Yes he did. Our boy Dave Johnson stepping up in a MAJOR major way with this insanely creepy-ass 'Puppy-Man' screensaver. Hats off; you killed it son! Often in life, you feel pretty insignificant... pretty small and powerless to change the world around you. Let Dave Johnson's screensaver be shining, shimmering example of where a little bit of ambition, perseverance and a glancing command of Photoshop and Illustrator can get you. Get up, get out, and get something...-You can't spend all of your time trying to get high! 
(Click image to enlarge and drag into your 'desktops'/'screensavers' folder)
Rep your set! -Send all of your LOA screensaver submissions to: lordsofapathy@gmail.com and if it's on point, you'll be featured on the blog!
(Click image to enlarge and drag into your 'desktops'/'screensavers' folder)Rep your set! -Send all of your LOA screensaver submissions to: lordsofapathy@gmail.com and if it's on point, you'll be featured on the blog!
LOA READER-SUBMITTED SCREENSAVER...-RECOGNIZE!!
It's safe to say that the LOA gang screensaver REVOLUTION has officially been sparked! Following in the footsteps of LOA soldier Dave Johnson, Our boy Nick Carranza AKA 'Nasty Nick' submits the 2nd critical-ass screensaver of the evening!! -"BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!!!" (© Revok).
(Click image to enlarge. Drag it into your Desktops/ Wallpapers folder)
Rep your set! -Send all of your LOA screensaver submissions to: lordsofapathy@gmail.com and if it's on point, you'll be featured on the blog!
(Click image to enlarge. Drag it into your Desktops/ Wallpapers folder)Rep your set! -Send all of your LOA screensaver submissions to: lordsofapathy@gmail.com and if it's on point, you'll be featured on the blog!
SKATIN' FOR CHRIST WITH STEPHEN BALDWIN
This clip imcludes 3 of my 4 favorite things in the world: Extreme Skateboarding, Jesus Christ, and Stephen Baldwin... If only they would have added a hot, big boobed Asian girl getting a baby-oil rubdown; -they woulda fucking nailed it... Actually, scratch that. It would have been really jamming if they woulda had the other Baldwin in there instead; -the one who verbally assaults his ex-wife, and calls his 11-year-old daughter a selfish little pig.
OUR BOY IS BACK AND BETTER(?) THAN EVER
Yeah, you might have thought Tay Zonday would stop after breaking us off with "Chocolate Rain" and "Can't Dance", but guess what? You were wrong. He's coming back with a vengeance (and a t-shirt of himself) with "Explode".
You can actually cop that shirt at tayshirt.net.
May 4, 2008
FUNKY SUNDAY
Watch the all-time master go to work on the talk box. I know this has been said on here before, but it's fucking sad to know that this evolved into T-Pain.
May 2, 2008
PRETTY (BOT) FLY... FOR A WHITE GUY
Watch in horror as they remove huge disgusting bot fly larvae from this dude's back...-It's totally disgusting. Just watch it you pussy.
Removing Human Bot Fly From Dudes Back - Watch more free videos
Removing Human Bot Fly From Dudes Back - Watch more free videos
THE DC MADAM 'SUICIDE'
Further incentive for all you ladies out there to not fuck Dick "the Dick" Cheney.
May 1, 2008
Chinese people are disgusting
"The yak penis is served with a dragon. In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests there's a list of others. ""At the Guolizhuang restaurant, customers can even order deer and sheep fetuses."
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