LORDS OF APATHY

November 26, 2006

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du (BACK IN THE) JOUR: AGNES LUM

Lets get those fucking flux-capacitors fluxing already...You wanna know why Agnes Lum is hot? It's because she's half Chinese/ half Hawaiian and she's from the 70's. Boom- it's that simple. Throw all that shit into a pot, or a cauldron of some sort... stir it up- Boom!- out pops Agnes Lum. The 70's were where it was at, as far as chicks being hot is concerned. I dont know what it was but I tell ya.... Shit was mad real. Women had wide hips, and big (real) boobs, rad thighs. Perhaps it was all the pot they smoked and the subsequent munchie-eating that followed...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But seriously...Agnes?! I have a strict policy about banging hoes with granny names. No Helens, Mildreds, or Agneses. I'd just come up with a clever name for her like Flav....I'll call her 'Hawaii'.