LORDS OF APATHY

February 9, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH MAY HAVE BONED HER OWN SON AND HAD HIS BABY!!

I don't think that you can rule this out. I mean until there is a DNA test done on her newborn baby to find out who the real babydaddy is, the world may never know. But think about it: -She was a complete headcase, and her son always seemed like a total creep-bag to me. I know it's bad to speak ill of the dead, but I gotta keep it Fair and Balanced y'all...

4 comments:

the VELVET weed fog said...

a female cant "bone" a male. one has to have a "bone" to "bone" someone, so unless Anna Nicole Smith had a... WAIT A SECOND!!! uhhhh, i guess she could have had a dick somehow, at this point im ready to believe whatever about this whole mess. but still shes not gonna get knocked-up by "boning" her son, her son would still have to had "boned" her. right?

whatever the case, alive, dead, dick, no dick, "boning" her son, getting "boned" by her son, i still got her back all the way to the grave.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

from da cradle to da grave... I just needed to blog about this right away because I have the feeling that my words will prove to be prophetic over the next few weeks... Mark my fair and balanced words... Word.

Anonymous said...

snickerdoodles mcpoppycock, i know it's been awhile since college but have you rubbed one out since her death

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

damn...I guess I hadn't thought of it, but that's a great idea!!!... Maybe I'll take one last walk down MAMMARY lane for old time's sake; in honor of the late Anna Nicole Smith. I'll keep everyone posted.