LORDS OF APATHY

February 20, 2007

HOT ASIAN COIFF Du JOUR


Tell me that this nigga isn't getting more pussy than he knows what to do with. I bet bitches are lined up around the block waiting to run their fingers through his 14-inch-tall bleach-blond pompadour. They literally start ovulating when they see that skraggly mullet whipping around the back of his neck on a windy Harajuku afternoon. I can only pray that his armband is emblazoned with some type of swastica of some sort. That'd be simply... DELICIOUS!