So the other day, I mentioned some slang that needs to be brought back from the dead and since then, I have not been able to stop thinking about it. This may be due to me being sort of old as well as my utter lack of rap type friends here in Screwston. I kinda get bummed out when I hear a dude in an Arctic Monkeys t shirt saying "Holla!" I'm totally aware that this is beyond my control, but maybe that's why I want to dig up the old isht. Hipsters cant keep up with my style........so without further delay, here's my choices for Hall of Fame status.
Bozak....as in, "Get up offa my bozak!" I wish that someone around here started using this as their graf name as well just so I could walk around town (with the pound strapped down) saying shit like "Geez...BOZAK really gets up round here" That shit is priceless.
Half Step....as in "Aint No Half Steppin'" You know the deal. Telling someone that they're half steppin is the verbal equivalent to rubbing your balls and then slapping their face with the nutt hand.
Dipped...as in, "I was dipped in the flyest gear" This one may still be around, but my grey haired ass never hears anyone say it. Except, of course, the man in the mirror. Oosh.
Fly....see above. I was at a coffee shop (first mistake) the other day and I was talking to the girl behind the counter.(mistake two) I refered to a car parked outside as fly and this chick looked at me like I was showing a dog a card trick. I decided not to discuss the Juice Crew and their collective discography.
Since I already have many aliases, more pop up with alarming speed and the new one is my R&B Akon style fuck jam name.........Flipnotiq. I just heard panties drop all over the globe. Don't worry, ladies.....Big Flip will be home soon.
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I got a few new joints for you to throw into the old lexicon that I've been trying to get going for a hot minute now:
1- OVULATING: -As in "Tell that bitch to stop ovulatin' at me with all that bullshit" -Basically, stop nagging /bitching at me, derived from an overly-bitchy aggressive PMS style of verbal harrassment.
2- C.H.U.D (pronounced "chud").: -Can be used in several different contexts such as:
"What's really C.H.U.D.?" (What's good?/ what's crackin?) OR
"Whatup young C.H.U.D.?" as in "What up dun/ dunny" Also:
"That bitch has got some big-ass C.H.U.D. titties" I.E. -That girl has some really large appealing breasts. It's kind of an multi-purpose term of endearment or generally as a positive modifier of a noun.
3: HALIBURTON (HOLLABURTON)-
Same thing as simply saying "holla" at the end of something...it's like an extra exclaimatory modifier on what was said preceding it.
I hope these hot new slang terms are usefull to you down in the derty derty.
One I've been using lately that has become addictive is the term "Jump Off." Use 'jump off' when refering to any gathering place (i.e. bar, party, hotel-lobby).
In a sentence, "I'm bout to bounce to the next jump-off and wreck shop."
JORNT
In Philly, a joint's a jawn. In my circle of St. Louis folks, a joint's a JORNT.
BREAKFAST BANGATHON
Pretty self-explanatory.
QUANKED
Zooted, addled, to totally have your gourd blowed apart by some imbibements.
OFF THE HOAGIE
Off the hook. Named after this stupid sandwich shop called Hoagie City that had a Playboy pinball machine inside. Their sandwiches were hella weak.
Yo I heard "SYKE" the other day, that shit jammed me up cause I'm pretty sure it went out with hypercolor gear. And I really didn't know how to react to it. Yo, but now that I think bout it. That shits back like pump hightops. Hear me.
SARS: short for SARSiously. If something is so bad it's SARSiously bad: "Mr. Hefner, that ascot is SARSiously clashing with your smoking jacket". Can also be used in place of "Word" as in "Oh SARS?!"
SYKE ROSSI.
To really really syke someone out.
FANTAS-TACO
Used to describe something which is truly amazing beyond C.H.U.D.
1. ANTHRAX:
"yo, that shit be mad anthrax." -meaning, fucking deadly as sin. can also be used as "thrax to the fuckin' max!"
2. SYRINGE:
"ay yo, SYRINGE!"
-meaning, dude is mad juiced up on 'roids and creatine (sp?) protein shakes (i.e. Barry "Mr. Baseball" Bonds).
3. COOKIE PUSS:
"dude straight up snacked away on that cookie puss."
-meaning, flawless cunt. derived originally from a Tom Carvell ice cream cake. (HOLLER.)
4. HAGGARD:
"that shit is haggard, yo."
-meaning, fucked the hell up. (a classic Philly term marginally destroyed by Bam Margera.)
5. GRITS:
"yo i get mad grits, son."
-meaning, poon, pussy, skinz, etc.
This is why jam bands with beards and Public Enemy don't mix:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7hMvZUtAQg0
100. Holler.
LOA for life.
AW HELL NAW DOGG!
Y'all ain't heard bout that NEW ISM!?
The "ISM" I refer to is using the word, "ism," as a subtly less offensive form of "sh*t."
Hollaburton at that ism.
*=i
DUJE
a combo of dude and douche.
something for when you have to say "what up dude", but hes really a douche bag.
Ah yeah! "Duje" is good.
There's also "dode" (pronounced "doed"). Which is a dude that is a chode.
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