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(The following interview was conducted via satelite earlier this afternoon:)
"On behalf of all of the homies at Lords of Apathy, I'd like to personally congratulate you, Aye Jay, on the stunning upset you pulled off this afternoon, stripping the former champ, Freightman, of his title... Tell us a little bit about how you're feeling right now..."
"Well S-dot; Know what i'm sayin; -it's been a long hard road to the top in this rap pictogram game. I worked real hard for this; I shed plenty of blood sweat and tears for this shit, -you know? -And it's finally paid off! It's like you really dream about it, you work for it, struggle and strive, but until you see yourself photoshopped on "Mr. Perfect, Kurt Henning's body, only then, do you realize that it was totally worth it... -All that cliche training shit; puching slabs of meat, swallowing raw eggs, ghostriding the whip -Knowwhati'msayin'?? I want to dedicate this victory to all my peeps that went uneaten this easter, clear rolling papers, and the music of Robert Kelly. Word to bond bailsmen kells, i'll blog about you soon! keep your head up! I also wanna give big silly stupid doo doo dumb shout outs to my sponsors, coffee mate, for keeping my morning coffee creamy and tasting of caramel vanilla! this ones for you dunny! Be sure to peep my metal activity book in late fall on ECW press, and buy my shit at www.lastgasp.com! Fuck disneyland, right now it's all about sipping cristal mimosas on the deck... -Where the clear rolling papers at!?"
6 comments:
I'm such an idiot. It never occured to me that those were crickets not cockroaches, but sure enough.
i thought they were grasshoppers at first. likkle shot more fire respects anyways, k.bikini!
oh - i thought the wrestling picture was the rap pictogram
Jeezus... Well then I guess you had a 3% less chance of getting it right than if you had looked at the right picture... -And actually bothered reading it. Maybe try solving the next one by sonar. Either that or by consulting a baby zebra on what he thinks about it...
is baby zebra the new baby rat?
yes. it is confirmed baby zebras are the new baby rat.
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