Hey, anybody interested in being unemployed for the rest of your life and getting disowned by your parents? -Anybody?? From what I gather, the fastest way to achieve both of these things in one fell swoop is to get somebody to tattoo an ultra-realistic scary-ass skull over your entire face. On the real though, I gotta give it up, -homie's going for it. I'd say that this is the polar opposite of half-stepping. -Kudos on that!
April 13, 2007
CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY
Hey, anybody interested in being unemployed for the rest of your life and getting disowned by your parents? -Anybody?? From what I gather, the fastest way to achieve both of these things in one fell swoop is to get somebody to tattoo an ultra-realistic scary-ass skull over your entire face. On the real though, I gotta give it up, -homie's going for it. I'd say that this is the polar opposite of half-stepping. -Kudos on that!
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im trying to think of ways to 1 up this dude. i dunno if he can be topped, but im gonna try..
Maybe shave your head and then tattoo a bunch of super realistically rendered cocks all over your face and scalp shooting jizz all arounf your eyes and mouth...
I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AWESOME JOB THAT THIS DUDE IS PERFECT FOR!!! -If they ever come out with a 'Masters of the Universe' movie, based on the old cartoon, homeboy would be a shoe-in for the part of Skeletor! Who knows, -they might even make a sequel or two...-Sign a couple of liscencing deals and BOOM! -Mo' money! Mo' money!!! This dude's gonna be set for life!!!
'Masters of the Universe' movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35feDbglQvU
sorry S-Dot, but yer boi Frank Langella already did a bang up job of playing skeletor.
this is on some next level shit. other than getting a job as skeletor, he'll always have a job during halloween.
I wonder who will get a job sooner, -this dude, or my ex- wife?...
He's gonna be so bummed when his acid wears off!
its a good look for spring!
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