LORDS OF APATHY

May 8, 2007

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Introducing a new feature here at L.O.A: Sex Holiday!
While you may not be familiar with the term, if you've been in any type of long term relationship, you know what a sex holiday is: birthdays, anniversarys, Valentines day. While most partners refuse to recognize them, some others also count: Arbor day, Groundhogs day, and 4/20 are legit sex holidays in some circles.
If your familar with this concept, theres no doubt you've been frustrated in the past when your good to go (sade all cued up on the hi-fi), and for whatever reason, your partner is not. You may get frustrated, act angry, and get the query: whats your problem?
So rather than be a selfish dick get into an argument, and ruin futre sex holidays, thsi is your forum. send in your best foiled sex hoilday storys, and they will be reposted anonomously. This is not a forum for erotic literature, thats what penthouse letters, or your local poetry slam is for.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i cant get it up on holidays.

Anonymous said...

Man these chicks are fugly!

RVCA George said...

I hear you on that one... I'm gonna have a little talk with our boy Aye Jay. Sarah Jessica Parker will never darken our doorstep again.