(Click image to enlarge)A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit it. -Think Jessica Alba.
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is...-provided that shit stays on Downlow. -Think Juliette Lewis.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Star Jones.
In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Cameron Diaz falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants!!
27 comments:
Chud. She looks like the girl who isnt the hottest, but just neighborhood bicycle who seems happy go lucky, but always down to get down and dirty (when intoxicated). I dont think I would be ashamed or embarassed to tell my friends though. I guess her face could get annoying after a while. Hava good one loa.
if we were discussing "there's something about mary" era, that's a no brainer. now though, she's kind of morphed into some sort of alien like entity with a really red face. i will still give her CHUD on the merits of the aforementioned film and just try to block out what she would look like without hours of makeup before appearing in public.
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Ima have to go with CHUD on this one. I've always thought she has a terrible looking body and and her face kinda makes me think she has a touch of the Downs Syndrome. She cant dance either, as proven evident in Charlie's Angels and that movie with Christina Applegate (HOT pushing CHUD) and Selma Blair.(HOTT!) And errybody knows you have to be Mary J. Blige to get away with not being able to dance. (The jury is still out on her tho.)
chud. but i would have to say upper end chud, and here is my reasoning: though i agree wholeheartedly with much of the descriptions already stated regarding her present down syndromish appearance and lack of control over physical movements, i must direct your attention to her role in the movie THE MASK with jim carrey, in which she is much hotter than what she has "morphed" into in recent years/movies. i would fuck her, as long as she didnt wear those dumb eskimo boots i see too many bitches wearing nowadays. peace.
Pretty much fuck those Eskimo boots to death. D-E-D-DEAD.
But on some reals shit, CHUD all the way. I'm with my man Special Credit. The day my parents announced they were getting divorced we went to Ben Franklin and bought hella candy to smuggle into the movie theater. When as a 14 year old I first saw Ms. Diaz, I pretty much subscribed to a life of boners and extreme tic-tac consumption. I could only fantasize that my newly single father would date a woman who had a daughter like Cameron that was fresh out of college and had a thing for 14 year olds...perhaps I'd make my move on step sista...
Just sayin'
CHUD!
i dunno if i would go with SUB-CHUD, but shes pretty much the CHUD poster girl if ever there were one. im not attracted to her in any way, BUT i can see how someone could be, acting aside (shes an AWFUL actor) she at least can look kinda good on some of the mag covers she shows up on, granted its 100% thanks to mass amounts of makeup and photoshop/illustrator/quark express or whatever computer program they have to use to make her look semi ok enough to be on the cover of one of those crappy fashion rags.
so yeah... CHUD.
SansCHUD for me. She is basically a bad-acting blonde ribcage.
Not down with her.
CHUDSTA
- Rocky Rococo
Chud.
As far as celebrities go she's third stringing it but if I saw her at a bar I'd most likely be pretty into it.
As a matter of fact, I am cut like a greek god with an ankle-length cock. I stand by my original statement.
Friday Night at 1am, Chud. Monday morning before work w/o make up. Sub chud. On wed in the afternoon Chud! on Sunday during half time, sub chud. Ya dig....
CHUD. Beyond watching The Mask and not knowing who she was for like 15 minutes, I know if you start throwing beers my way it's then a no brainer. She's a solid mid-level CHUD.
The ayes have it on this one homey. Solid 2.5 student at CHUD U.
Seriously--sub-chud? You're gonna drop into Star Jonesville? Ain't rough enough. Even the hahts can look less than great, even ms prototype.
The Mask + Sumpin Mary bout it + topless teen model = more than enough fond memories to hit it without shame.
Monique is a semi Chud, no?
Who's Monique? You gonna weight in on Cameron Diaz, or did you just drop by to ponder the Monique chudometrics?
Same opinion as everyone else... pre Charlie's Angels-Chud... post Shrek- sub Chud... The real question is how are you not familiar with Monique???? I mean maybe you could forget Phat Girlz- The Parkers- Moesha... But seriously how dare you not remember Soul Plane? Never forgive action right thurr!
I guess I didn't realize she hadd ascended to the level of other recognizable one-namers such as Sting, Madonna, Carrot top (Is 'Top' his last name or is it Carrottop?) Ok, yeah, I got it Monique, -I know who that is. I'm not sure if you were getting rhetorical with that question for the sake of conversation... But let's just say I'm about a 10-year prison bid away from actively wanting to bone Monique. However, if you wanna claim her as one of your Chuds, have at it playboy. Like I always say; 'Different Chuds for different thugs'.
CHUD
i heard her and daniel day lewis are gonna be starring in the sequel next summer "there will be chud".
I'll give her a Chud...comparedto Star Jones, Miss Diaz is "hot"...and at least she doesn't come off like a crazy ego maniac....
I agree with the comment about Mask...she was actually kinda hot in that movie....but that took a team of people to make hot......
Well, you make a few interesting points here phonejaxx... But this isn't the real world. This is the motherfucking BLOGGOSPHERE my friend. I mean yeah; if this were the real world and Cameron Diaz wanted to give me a Bjorn Borg, or bone down, the odds are I'm not gonna say no. But here in the BLOGGOSPHERE, I like to hold myself to a higher standard...In fact, I think we all should hold ourselves to a higher standard. (Not in real life mind you, just in the Bloggosphere.)
mentioning juliet lewis as an example of chuddness is hilarious..i must admit she is a strange brand of semi-hot, ugly as shit in OLD SCHOOL, but boneable (in a sort of a violent way) in NATURAL BORN KILLERS...
and by the way,i want to say that i fully support you guys doing your thing here at LORDS OF APATHY..ive been looking at this blog for the last six months or so, and i dig what you guys are doing, keep up the good work..
Good looking out S-Cred!
I don't get all the confusion?? Its totally obvious SUB-CHUD.
You'd have to be some kind of John McCain supporting American flag lapel pin wearing, kind of asshole to think otherwise.
RealTalk.
ive never really liked her all though i would throw at it. so i would definately put her on the belt but keep the braggin to a 1 or 2 person minimum. CHUD
Cameron Diaz in "The Mask" was the ultimate...
Ever since its been...eh
I've wacked to photos of her before though.
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