LORDS OF APATHY

November 6, 2007

I AINT SAYIN' SHE'S A GOLDDIGGER; BUT SHE AINT MESSIN WITH NO BROKE NIGGA...

On second thought, I AM saying that... Fuck that one-legged skeezbag. How about getting a motherfucking J-O-B instead of milking homeboy out of all his loot? Let this be fair warning to you Jay-Z... -M.O.B. (stick to the script)
Paul McCartney will give his estranged wife Heather Mills a $235 million divorce package to safeguard his health, according to a British newspaper. The News of the World reports the former Beatle was urged to agree the deal by his daughters Stella and Mary because they are concerned the bitter divorce battle is affecting his well-being. The siblings reportedly told their father, "If this goes on, it could kill you. Being happy is more important than money." The newspaper claims McCartney will publicly give his estranged wife a mere $19.5 million, most of which she'll donate to charity. But she'll actually secure an enormous secret package including $5.9 million a year as a divorce settlement, $15.7 million to buy homes in America and Europe, $5.9 million for English accommodation and more than $3.9 million a year for staff and general expenses for the next 15 years. One of McCartney's aides tells the newspaper, "It's a done deal and Paul is relieved."

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