October 1, 2008
If there's one thing we've learned about American culture, it's that, a well-timed sex tape leak, at a strategic point in your career, can extend your 15 minutes of fame at least another 6 months or so. Not only that, but it could shift attention away from the fact that you are vastly underqualified to be a 71 year-old, 4-time skin cancer survivor's heartbeat away from the presidency. Trust me on this one, If you think Palin seems pathetic now, wait until you see her in action during the VP debate on Thursday; -It's gonna be a freaking bloodbath! I really think a sex tape is the only answer here. -The freakier the better (I.E. Anal, DP, interracial, bukkake, gangbang).