LORDS OF APATHY

October 1, 2008

BRING OUT THE SEX TAPE...IT'S TIME.

If there's one thing we've learned about American culture, it's that, a well-timed sex tape leak, at a strategic point in your career, can extend your 15 minutes of fame at least another 6 months or so. Not only that, but it could shift attention away from the fact that you are vastly underqualified to be a 71 year-old, 4-time skin cancer survivor's heartbeat away from the presidency. Trust me on this one, If you think Palin seems pathetic now, wait until you see her in action during the VP debate on Thursday; -It's gonna be a freaking bloodbath! I really think a sex tape is the only answer here. -The freakier the better (I.E. Anal, DP, interracial, bukkake, gangbang).

7 comments:

Jensen said...

ass to mouth? scat flick? throw up fetish movie? or maybe her getting railed by a tranny would be awesome.

Jersey Joe said...

You are too much Snick! LOL

thelossprevention.com said...

Air-tight

RasTroy said...

WHOOO!! Too black Too strong on that post.
Man i tell you I was ROLLIN'!

Ace work homie.

RasTroy said...

"I'm John McCain and I endorse this message."





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("KFAN I always loved that one")

Pysa said...

All that you said Snick.....but on a Snowmobile.......But her hubby has to wear a Hockey mask, or a Bill Clinton mask to sway the swing voters.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Forget the mask, at this point, they could probably get Bill Clinton himself to appear in the video, if it'd help his buddy John McCain's campaign... That is, added to the fact that he's Bill Clinton, and will fuck just about anybody... Give her an old-fashioned Arkansas cigar-jammer.