HE'S THE REASON FOR THE SEASON! -STEPHEN BALDWIN.

On sooo many levels it's got to suck to be this dude.  It's one thing to just totally suck as a human being; but it's a whole nother thing to suck right along side your brothers who are just balling all in your face.  Stuntin on S-Bald, like a frosty-tipped stepchild . Dude... You fucking suck.

SKATIN' FOR CHRIST WITH STEPHEN BALDWIN

This clip imcludes 3 of my 4 favorite things in the world: Extreme Skateboarding, Jesus Christ, and Stephen Baldwin... If only they would have added a hot, big boobed Asian girl getting a baby-oil rubdown; -they woulda fucking nailed it... Actually, scratch that. It would have been really jamming if they woulda had the other Baldwin in there instead; -the one who verbally assaults his ex-wife, and calls his 11-year-old daughter a selfish little pig.

BAAAALLLIN!!!

You know how your boy Snickerdoodles gets down... Ballin' Like Alec Baaaaldwin with this patriotic-ass iced-out Rubik's Cube.

LISTEN YOU LITTLE PIG, GIVE YOUR DAD A FUCKING BREAK...

I'm backing Alec Baldwin on this one. YOU GO BOY!! -Fuck that kid; -get on the goddamn phone already...and stop breaking your dad's balls. Your mother hasn't done anything worthwhile since the first batman movie -like 20 years ago; so we know who's paying the bills. Show pops a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T...-Just a lil' bit.