Deez Nuts

We're going to keep our Olympic coverage going here on LOA with these highlights from the France-Spain basketball game. Nic Batum didn't like Spain's flopping and took out his frustrations on Juan Carlos Navarro's nuts. This follows Argentina punching Carmelo Anthony in the balls. At this point, they should have Bob Saget announcing the games.

THE YELLOW MAMBA pt. DEUX: 'LINNING'

Fellow *Oriental *Chinamen getting swept up in the Linsanity:

(Good looking out Joe F. Photo via the Arab Parrot)

*(Footnote: The words 'Oriental' and 'Chinamen' are not socially acceptable terms in present-day America. That being said, I think they are totally hillarious. Please incorporate them in your daily discourse.)

#NoHomo / #NoIncest / #NoHorseplay

American Exceptionalism. Mad denim son.

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: "I GOT SWAG"

GODDAMN... Lil' King's got major swag on this record... So much swag, you could rightfully say he's 'Swaggerballin'©. And yes, in case you were wondering, I just madeup the term "Swaggerballin©'.

BALLIN!!!

BAAAALLLIN!!!

You know how your boy Snickerdoodles gets down... Ballin' Like Alec Baaaaldwin with this patriotic-ass iced-out Rubik's Cube.

IT'S OFFICIAL; PING PONG WEEK STARTS NOW ON L.O.A.!!!

Some of the most gully-est ping pong ever. -Word life kid!...

BALLIN'!!!

These muthafuckas are ping-ponging like it's 1999- rockin' it 'til the proverbial wheels fall off. -YAHEARD!!??