OPEN LETTER TO DOUCHEBAG YANKEE FANS

How much of a pathetic fuck do you have to be to actually care about this team? Is there really that much of a lack of interesting shit in your life? If so just kill yourself. Just fucking end it now so you can get out of the way of actual fans of legitimate teams. Yankee fans, you are the disgusting low hanging fruit of sport fandom. Mouthbreathers like you need to be sent off to Siberia so you can spare us of that sucking sound you make on Derek Jeter's nuts (Joe Buck). New York is a great town and deserves better than you fucks, sloppily gassing up a crooked establishment that has a boss tweed like grip on the league. Fuck You. and Fuck your shitty team. It's going to be great watching you to lose to Philadelphia, in the series. Assholes.

CHEATERS; RED-DOT (not Feather) EDITION

There's nothing like a good old-fashioned, family-style, Indian cheater beatdown. Look out for the other family members padding their stats with extra assists, handing homegirl different objects to beat her husband and his boo with. -Really fucking cool.

WORST NIGHT EVER (MORE FROM CHEATERS)

Want to see the most embarrassing moment ever caught on tape? This dude finds his girl cheating on him with a guy that looks exactly like him, he finds them in the car he bought, then he gets knocked out by the guy when he confronts him. And not even a regular knockout. It's a one-punch, lights-out, crying-like-a-bitch knockout. If I had feelings, I'd feel bad for this guy.

CHEATERS NEVER WIN, AND...

Awww... poor little cheating-ass crybaby cheater. I'm Lovin' It!' (As much as it's possible to love a non-Packers Superbowl)

CHEATIN-ASS BILL BELICHICK

Patriots video assistant Matt Estrella had his video camera and tape seized by the NFL after they accused him of filming Jets defensive coaches giving signals to players on the field. The commissioner Roger Goodell determined the Patriots violated league rules last Sunday when they videotaped defensive signals by the Jets' coaches. Patriots coach Bill Belichick apologized to his team today and confirmed that he has spoken to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about his "interpretation" of league rules that ban videotaping of the opposing sideline. It was not clear what Belichick was apologizing for, and the coach repeatedly refused to elaborate on a one-paragraph statement issued 10 minutes before a regularly scheduled news conference to discuss Sunday night's game against the San Diego Chargers. The NFL reportedly is considering punishing the New England Patriots for spying on the New York Jets in their season opener. The same assistant who had his video confiscated during the game against the Jets was caught doing the same thing last year in Lambeau Field. "From what I can remember, he had quite a fit when we took him out," Packers president Bob Harlan told ESPN's Chris Mortensen. "We had gotten word before the game that they [the Patriots] did this sort of thing, so we were looking for it."

CHEATERS: AMERICAN TELEVISION AT IT'S FINEST

I'm probably a bad person for liking this show as much as I do, but it's really comforting to realize that there are people out there that are infinately more fucked up than myself... Halelujah Holla-back!