LORDS OF APATHY
Showing posts with label J-Lo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label J-Lo. Show all posts
September 21, 2011
SNICKERDOODLES' YOGA CORNER
Who knew that the movie 'Gigli' was this awesome??
Labels:
J-Lo,
Josh Lazcano
August 7, 2011
LOOK AT JA-RULE's FUCKING HAT
I'm not even gonna pile onto the popular sentiment that he's a shitty rapper; just look at that hat. Just look at it...
Labels:
Burberry hat,
J-Lo,
Ja Rule,
Patent Leather Pants
June 24, 2008
LOA'S TRIBUTE TO J-LO
You know what? I miss J-Lo. I got so damned sick of her back when she started making all those wack R&B songs, and was all over the media 24/7. It got to the point where you couldn't swing a dead cat wihout hitting something exponentially linked to J-Lo. I actually got punched in my face on account of J-Lo. -No shit. -My insane-ass ex Girlfrined and I were en-route to the Mall of America to go see 'Return of the Phantom Menace' when I made the mistake of asking her had she heard the new Jennifer Lopez song. (Note, she's driving, and I'm in the passenger seat). Before I could even finish asking the question, this crazy bitch just hauled off and punched me right in the fucking nose. WHAT THE FUCK!!?... I guess she extrapolated my question into the declarative statement "I want J-Lo to sit on my fucking face while she sings her awful new song". Anyways... I just wanted to say, I think it's time for J-Lo to make a comeback. I kinda feel bad for hating on her before... After all, she was instrumental in making huge asses popular for mainstream America.
Labels:
J-Lo,
Josh Lazcano
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