Ja Rule Is Pitiful

Ja Rule was a clown even when he was at the height of his record selling powers. Now that he's washed up and tap dancing for spare change, he has completely parted ways with his dignity. Case in point is the cover art for his new single.

Holy shit this is amateur hour. This is only excusable if it was the result of a junior high art contest. The font, the photography, the painting... all of it is a total disgrace. Is that supposed to be graffiti in the background? I imagine that Ja Rule now lives under a bridge, so perhaps this was shot in his living room.

Life has got to be rough for Rule at this point. Here's a photo of him dancing with Oompa Loompas at a bat mitzvah.

Just let that sink in for a second. The guy who liked to yell "it's murdaaaa" is dancing with Oompa Loompas at Amber's bat mitzvah. So gangsta. Mazel tov, Ja. You are officially a joke.

CRAZYTOWN MONDAY! -"COME M'LADY COME-COME M'LADY"

Imagine what would happen if your boy Shifty Shellshock put on Ja Rule's Burberry hat!?  It's too frightening to even imagine.

LOOK AT JA-RULE's FUCKING HAT

I'm not even gonna pile onto the popular sentiment that he's a shitty rapper; just look at that hat. Just look at it...

THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME.

As an addendum to the above post, I just wanted to show how fucking dope Rakim was 22 years ago. You'd think the trajectory of talent would lead to something noteworthy... Instead we're stuck with a bunch of no-talent assholes like Soulja Boy that make us long for the days of Ja Rule (comparatively speaking)...