Scorpion Beer. For when you're gonna have more than 12.

I Wish You The Worst

Is "back your shit up" a threat or IT advice?

MACHETE'!

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME! Can somebody say Machete'/
Human Centipede Double Feature!!?

FUCK THE POLICE VOL. 4,988

If you haven't heard by now; being a Mexican American in Arizona now gives police probable cause to suspect you of being an illegal immigrant.  It goes without saying that  there is no presupposition that being a white person should give police probable cause to suspect you might be an illegal Canadian or European immigrant. Nor would it prompt police to suspect all white males of  being serial killers, despite overwhelming statistical evidence to justify this... This type of racial profiling is such a heinous injustice, the cop may as well pull down his pants and take a steaming dump directly onto the constitution/ your civil rights while he's at it.
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RACIST-ASS RACIST REPUBLICAN FRIDAY

Not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I saw this one from a mile away. I knew -KNEW! that the second they started talking about the swine flu 'epidemic' in Mexico, that the (remaining) Republicans (or Libertarians, or whatever disgraced Republicans call themselves now) would be on this like flies on shit. To Republicans, swine flu is like a gift from god that allows them to hate on Mexicans with impunity. I heard that Lou Dobbs washed down half a dozen Viagras with a 2-liter of Extenze© and had a one-man bukkake session all over himself thinking about the swine flu epidemic.