May 1, 2009
Not to pat myself on the back or anything, but I saw this one from a mile away. I knew -KNEW! that the second they started talking about the swine flu 'epidemic' in Mexico, that the (remaining) Republicans (or Libertarians, or whatever disgraced Republicans call themselves now) would be on this like flies on shit. To Republicans, swine flu is like a gift from god that allows them to hate on Mexicans with impunity. I heard that Lou Dobbs washed down half a dozen Viagras with a 2-liter of Extenze© and had a one-man bukkake session all over himself thinking about the swine flu epidemic.