DNC -STOP THE PRESS!!

I was just reading Detroit Murder Dog's post about the DNC contest to come up with a slogan for the Rush Limbaugh Billboard. Hopefully I'm not too late to throw my hat into the ring. It might not be the most concise slogan,but I think it has a nice ring to it.

FATAL ERECTION

12-HOUR VIAGRA-FUELED ORGY ENDS IN DEATH
This was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win. British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp. Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon. The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said. "We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina. Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested. There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra.
(Good looking out Playboy Kenny)

IS THIS DUDE SERIOUSLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT??

Or are we all just on one big episode of 'Punk'd'? I think the Republicans are actually running him as their nominee... -The only reason I say that, is because Ashton Kutcher isn't omnipresent enough to punk us all at once... (At least I don't think he is.) Nice series of gut-wrenching faces there Jonny boy. That instills confidence that you're really on top of the issues.