WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY

I actually thought that this was a computer-generated horror movie special effects monster at first glance:

JERRY SANDUSKY: CREEPY-ASS SCUMBAG

Using Jerry Sandusky as a baseline for justified outrage over pedophilia: The proportional response to the Pope/ Catholic church should be dropping a nuclear bomb on the Vatican. Actually, maybe 3 or 4 nuclear bombs.
Footnote: Bob Costas conducted this creepy-ass interview about as professionally as it could have possibly been done. Good Job.

LOA TREND WATCH: JAPANESE BAGELHEADS

Checkmate.  The Japanese have got us faded once again.  I gotta say, I'm feeling this new pro-Israel body-modification steezo. Shalom Shabat.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BRO?

Ay Yo...-What's up with your boy?

"CHECK PLEASE..."

I always just assumed she ate Meow-Mix and live mice for every meal...

IS THIS DUDE SERIOUSLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT??

Or are we all just on one big episode of 'Punk'd'? I think the Republicans are actually running him as their nominee... -The only reason I say that, is because Ashton Kutcher isn't omnipresent enough to punk us all at once... (At least I don't think he is.) Nice series of gut-wrenching faces there Jonny boy. That instills confidence that you're really on top of the issues.

NOT GUILTY MUTHAFUCKAS!

"If she's not covered in piss, then you must acquit..."