BABY GOT BAAAAACK

They hate us for our frreedom.

LOA DANCE PARTY

This is spectacular... Thank god 'dancing' means jiggling your ass in my face nowadays.  This is just precious.

I'm breaking up with you, Rosario Dawson...

Believe me, this was a really difficult decision, and I feel so terrible about it. But look at that ass. I mean, really. As corny as it sounds, I'm getting back together with Kim Kardashian. Listen, I KNOW she's a fucking idiot with a reality TV show, and basically the ethnic version of Paris Hilton. But Fuck (Butt fuck), look at that ass. I'm sorry, Rosario, you're such a cool fucking chick, you'll totally meet another guy that will be able to give you everything that you deserve. But I can't be your 100% anymore. Kim is CRUSHING it. I love you, and I'm sure Kim's only got a couple years left before she's thick all over... but if the Mayan Calendar shit is a reality, I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Kim Kardassian.
Regards,
KL