Believe me, this was a really difficult decision, and I feel so terrible about it. But look at that ass. I mean, really. As corny as it sounds, I'm getting back together with Kim Kardashian. Listen, I KNOW she's a fucking idiot with a reality TV show, and basically the ethnic version of Paris Hilton. But Fuck (Butt fuck), look at that ass. I'm sorry, Rosario, you're such a cool fucking chick, you'll totally meet another guy that will be able to give you everything that you deserve. But I can't be your 100% anymore. Kim is CRUSHING it. I love you, and I'm sure Kim's only got a couple years left before she's thick all over... but if the Mayan Calendar shit is a reality, I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Kim Kardassian.
Regards,
KL
1 comment:
how did howard stern refer to an ass like that? oh yeah. looks like a hefty bag filled with corn flakes.
current mood: Minka Kelly
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