REAL TALKER: BENNETT PRESSER

This is easily the realest shit I've ever heard. Where was this guy when they were casting for the Dukes of Hazzard movie a few years back?

RAM IT!

In the fine tradition of the '85 Bears 'Superbowl Shuffle' and Jim Jones' recent NY Giants remix to 'Balllinnnn!', the homie 'Theee Casual Male' just laced me with this Rams banger cleverly titled "Ram It". At first I thought this was some of his St. Louis pride coming through, but after watching it I realized that it was actually from the Rams' short stint in L.A. Keep your eyes peeled for Eric Dickerson and his "Rapping". Fucking miserable....Good lookin out Mike!