VICTORIA JACKSON IS AN IMBECILE

Even if this bitch was breaking down the Pythagorean Theorem and dropping knowledge about quantum physics, she could still make it sound completely idiotic.  

Dude, You're Fucking Blowing It

"I just flew in from DC and boy are my arms tired. Big shout out to the homie Joe Medicine Crow! Navajo women looking good in the audience tonight. Give yourselves a round of applause. But seriously, there was a tragic shooting at Fort Hood today..."

What more evidence do we need to conclude that Obama has surrounded himself with clowns? This meaningless appearance should have been cancelled or he should have lead off with sympathy straight from the gate. If Obama's crew can't figure this out, they need to go. I don't care if they can shoot the 3 or raise money through Twitter. These dummies blew it on controlling the healthcare story, stoke petty fights with Fox News and Rush Limbaugh and just generally make the president look like an idiot.

I know a number of people who left Chicago to work in the Obama administration, and I would not pay any of them to shine my shoes let alone handle the president. These are people who got A's on tests but are shocked to learn they still make vinyl records; who care deeply about "the struggle" but never met anyone who lives south of Roosevelt Road or west of Western; who think everyone who is not a Democrat is a hillbilly.

We are thisclose to one term territory, amigo. Pink slips need to rain down in the White House like Ben Gordon jumpers because this is becoming an irreversible joke. CLEAN FUCKING HOUSE!

JOE THE MAKE-BELIEVE PLUMBER DROPPING KNOWLEDGE: "I Would Never Let "Queers" Near My Children"

Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, sat down for an lengthy interview with Christianity Today to discuss his views on the future of the Republican party. Wurzelbacher took the opportunity to speak out against gay marriage, which he says is wrong. The unlikely conservative spokesman went so far as to say he doesn't allow openly gay people "anywhere near" his children. The word "queer," Wurzelbacher noted, "means strange and unusual."
Christianity Today: In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?
Wurzelbacher: At a state level, it's up to them. I don't want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it's wrong. People don't understand the dictionary--it's called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It's not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we're supposed to do--what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we're supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they're people, and they're going to do their thing.

In the vein of George W. Bush and Michael Steele, Joe the Plumber also indicated that he wouldn't run for public office until the Lord had given him a cue. "God hasn't said, 'Joe, I want you to run.' I feel more important to just encourage people to get involved, one way or another. If I can inspire some leaders, that would be great." Joe added: "I don't know if I want to be a leader."