This guy is such a scumbag. Seriously people; if you want to believe in god and all that , that's between you and your imaginary friend, but don't listen to assholes like Pat Robertson.
Showing posts with label Jesus Christ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus Christ. Show all posts
January 14, 2012
October 6, 2011
May 4, 2011
NU THANG
This is fucking incredible! It contains 2 of my absolute favorite things: horrible singing/ rapping/ dancing, and belief in stupid fairy tales. As it plain to see, our lord has definitely blessed him with the lyrical gift. Praise Jesus! (Shamelessly stolen from Jersey's blog, holler at it.)
April 13, 2010
HE IS RISEN!
Check out Jesus' rock hard abs on this incredible balloon sculpture rendition of the crucifixion... Motherfucker is RIPPED!
April 2, 2010
CHRIST-LIKE CRUSIN (I'M NOT JOKING)
Hey B-Shoc, guess what the world does not need? Go on, take a guess... The answer is: A FUCKING 5-MINUTE LONG RAP SONG ABOUT YOU DRIVING AROUND WITH JESUS IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE LIME GREEN DORKMOBILE. What I don't get is why even bother trying to be cool and mega-christian at the same time? Pick one of those things and go nuts dude, but please spare me the awkward cultural crossover. It's beyond painful. My guess is that if Jesus did come back probably one of the absolute last things on his 'to do' list would be hanging out with you and your dumb car. Jesus wouldnt give a fuck about you or your terrible rapping. In fact, I bet he'd be pissed that you ever conceived of doing something so phenomenally stupid in his name.
January 29, 2010
November 25, 2009
November 24, 2009
July 13, 2009
HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: THE YOUNG CONS
Who would have thought thought that 2 dorky christian, republican, white guys could manage to suck this ferociously at rapping? Negative 9 mics
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