A MATCH MADE IN 'HEAVEN'...

You thought I was gonna use this opportunity to site the parallels between a shitty fast food franchise that exploits millions of people and threatens our health and ruins the environment, and a shitty stone-aged cult that does pretty much all of those same things? Nope... I'm not going to do that; I just wanted to show you a shitty t-shirt.

And if the sight of the golden arches is making you hungry, why not stop by your local McDonalds and pick up their juicy grilled ANUS burger. Mmmmmmm!! -Ba-ba-ba-baba -I'm lovin' it!

(Good looking out Fartburger ;) )

ARE THEY BROTHERS??

I know for a fact that Obama and Osama ARE brothers. My brother 'McSoppycock' told me so. (His first name is 'McSoppycock'. Coincidentally, our parents named him that after my last name, much like Obama & Osama's parents did.)

CHRISTIAN COCK-BLOCKING PLAYER HATERS

Apparently this 'born-again' killjoy didn't get the memo that the entire point of attending college is having drunken irresponsible sex with random sluts. Save your breath honey, these people could not give 2 wet farts about what you're hollering about.

FEEL THAT JESUS ALL UP IN YA

FLORIDA CHURCH PLANS 'BURN A QURAN' DAY ON 911

Full disclosure: I fucking HATE Christianity. I pretty much hate almost all religions, but I reserve a special level of disgust and hatred for everything to do with Christianity.  Here's one of a about a billion examples I can think of off the top of my head:

THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT ENJOYS RENTING GAY BOYS... (Yawn)

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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT STEPHEN BALDWIN COULDN'T SUCK ANY WORSE...

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This dude is UNBELIEVABLE... Talk about delusions of grandeur. It's amazing the lengths people will go to using their religion to somehow justify any-fucking-thing they want to do. How absurd is it that this motherfucker is out there trying to pass the cyber-collection plate because his stupid ass managed to somehow be bankrupt and a Baldwin simultaneously... -I mean, that's virtually impossible, -right? I literally had to cash out my change jar this morning, so that I'd have money to eat for the next couple of days. Meanwhile, this dipshit is out here trying to get people to 'Restore' him /his checking account, in the name of the lord... This level of hypocrisy is seldom seen, -even within Christianity. This is no small achievement. In the Christian hypocrisy power ranking brackets, I'm gonna go with Pope Joseph "Ratfucker" Ratzinger for the #1 seed, and Stephen Baldwin #2 .
(Good lookin' out 2pack O'Coors/ Super J!)

CHRIST-LIKE CRUSIN (I'M NOT JOKING)

Hey B-Shoc, guess what the world does not need? Go on, take a guess... The answer is: A FUCKING 5-MINUTE LONG RAP SONG ABOUT YOU DRIVING AROUND WITH JESUS IN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE LIME GREEN DORKMOBILE. What I don't get is why even bother trying to be cool and mega-christian at the same time? Pick one of those things and go nuts dude, but please spare me the awkward cultural crossover. It's beyond painful. My guess is that if Jesus did come back probably one of the absolute last things on his 'to do' list would be hanging out with you and your dumb car. Jesus wouldnt give a fuck about you or your terrible rapping. In fact, I bet he'd be pissed that you ever conceived of doing something so phenomenally stupid in his name.

DISGUSTING... (not) CONVERTING AN INDIAN TO CHRISTIANITY

I think all religions are pretty silly, but there's a big difference between silly and fucking appalling. Watch as these two pompous asshole Christian bitches try to put the fire and brimstone bumrush on their Indian friend. I mean seriously, if I was that Indian girl, I'd have told them both to go suck Jesus' dick. Hail satan.

HOT CHRISTIAN PASTOR DuJOUR: STEVEN ANDERSON

Everyone brace yourselves here; this will disgust the shit out of you. The hatred is so thick you can cut it with a sharpened crucifix. A new low for humanity.

PURITY BALLS

"Yeah, I got your purity balls right here beeyotch!!"

APPARENTLY, OBAMA IS A MACKDADDY....WHO KNEW.

He pimps black women AND white women...-With 54 double D tits!! Jeesus... Religious people are nuts.