HOT GIRLS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO

this is what happens to girls raised in Irvine.

PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL...

A feature film on the lyrical/ musical genius/ creator of the hip hop masterpiece "No More Tears To Cry"!?
 If anyone has any details on wether or not this actually exists/ how can I see it, -get at me.

(Good looking out Jared)

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TIME IT IS

Shifty Shellshock all up in your ass beeyotch. It's time for another horrible rap weekend y'all:

FOR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR RAP SONGS ABOUT NEWT GINGRICH...

Your search is over...

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: THE X-FACTOR

I think this guy DOES have the 'X-Factor'. That is if the 'X-Factor' is the ability to be completely delusional, and having true mastery of not being able to rhyme words in a musically pleasing fashion. The kid's got something special.

HORRIBLE CHRISTIAN RAP WEDNESDAY

The good thing about Christian rap is that it lets you know right away to stop listening to it.  By the 16-second mark, I already had my cue to turn this the-fuck-off. -And yes, I did realize that saying  'horrible Christian rap' was redundant.

CRAZYTOWN MONDAYS ARE BACK!

Amy Winehouse is dead. Shifty Shellshock is alive and well... The lord* works in mysterious ways.

*(There is no god)

CRAZYTOWN MONDAYS!

Let's get the week started off right!

CRAZYTOWN TUESDAYS!

Due to the overwhelming success of Crazytown Mondays© and Crazytown Wednesdays©, I've decided to extend our Crazytown coverage to inclued Tuesdays also!  I know, I know...-You guy's can thank me later, but for now dive into Crazytown's smash hit single 'Darkside' -It's PHENOMENAL!!!
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HORRIBLE RAP THURSDAY: ZIP-ZAP/ CRANK DAT GOPHER BOY

Sometimes I see/ hear something that's so embarrassingly shitty that it sends chills down my spine. This is one of those times:

(Good looking out J-Mart!)

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: PUTTIN IT DOWN FOR MY BOY J.C. (THE LORD)

Thuggin it out for the lord...-Chicano style. Who knew you could mix latin gangbanging and praising the lord? It's inspired me to create a rather unorthodox mash-up of my own; I'm about to make a chocolate cheesecake and then pour bleach all over it and eat it. You wouldn't think that this combo would work, but trust me folks, it's DELICIOUS!
Praise Jesus

HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: PAR-A-DICE

It's phenomenal how quickly I  can lose interest in what someone is saying, especially when it is being rapped lousily over a tedious-ass beat.  It's almost like the part of my mind that gets interested in things literally implodes, the second I start hearing this:

(Good looking out KC!)

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: LIL' B

Well, I guess that settles it; -anybody can rap now.  Green light for every no-talent with nothing remotely interesting to say; -go put out a slew of albums.  Who cares, it isn't art, it's just music... (Actually, I'm not sure it qualifies as music either).  Anyways: Introducing Lil B, summa cum laude graduate of the Soulja Boy university of rapping terribly.

(Good Looking out Young Trav)

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: POSSIBLY THE WORST, MOST EMBARRASSING 'RAP' EVER.

They call him "One-take 50 Tyson". Actually, I'm sure nobody calls him that,-other than himself.  This dude is seriously giving Soulja Boy a run for his money as far as who can have the least amount of lyrical talent. There was a point in time when this level of 'MCing' would have been an utter disgrace to humanity, -and that point in time was1979.  Fast forward 30-odd years later and what have you got? -Motherfucking 50-Tyson. That movie 'Idiocracy' is looking more and more prophetic every day...Good fucking christ... "50-Tyson" really??  What in the sweet mother of fuck are you talking about.  I mean, I got that you're a 'ball player" specifically football , and I appreciate you not lying to us about it and all... But seriously, -what the fuck?  Why did you need to make a 2-minute Youtube video to tell me that?  I think a batch e-mail would have more than sufficed.   

QUESTION:  To the LOA readers out there, has this kid managed to unseat Soulja Boy as the worst rapper of alltime? And if so, how long before he gets a multi-million dollar record contract?  Answers taken in the comments section.

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: 'THIS IS ANGOON'

Wherever Angoon is, I'm not in any big hurry to go there.(Good looking out Anonymous)

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: ROSCOE DASH feat. SOULJA BOY (tellem)

What do you even call this genre of music? Technically they're rapping; but not well. And by any stretch of the imagination, you could not convince yourself nor anyone else that this is good. But by about the 3rd or 4th listen, it has completely taken over your mind. Soulja Boy really has the knack for making shit that's god-awful and yet completely infectiously catchy at the same time. I guess this time around, I'm just happy I don't need to learn a new dance to go along with this one.

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: MILEY CYRUS

You can tell that she's rapping because she has a funky hip-hop attitude and she's got her cap cocked to the side.

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY; REDNECK OBAMA RAP

ENJOY!

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: THE YOUNG CONS

Who would have thought thought that 2 dorky christian, republican, white guys could manage to suck this ferociously at rapping? Negative 9 mics

HORRIBLE RAP THRUSDAY: GUCCI MANE 'FREESTYLE'

I'm going to go ahead and give Gucci Mane the benefit of the doubt that he is indeed attempting to rap, as opposed to talking about random things while high, that sporadically accidentally happen to rhyme sometimes...(-sort of). Oh well, at least he's got a lot of 'swag'. After all, that's what's most important in rap nowadays...(Good looking out Nickolo Vecki!)