CASUAL FRIDAYS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

It would appear appear to most people that this is just another politically driven photo-op to boost Bush's miserable 2% popularity rating amongst blacks. However, much to my surprise, inside sources tell me that this is a common sight among those on the inner circle at the White House come friday afternoon. As the rest of Washington is cutting out early to hit the bars, or bang prostitutes at the Watergate hotel, Bush and key members of his cabinet have been known to blow off steam in a much different fashion. On multiple occasions, White House interns have reported hearing what sounded like loud gangsta rap music blaring out of the oval office. There are several other reports of rowdy late night staff meetings where interns were asked to run odd errands such as disposing of broken crack pipes, and driving as far as 125th street in Harlem to purchase the new Dipset mix tapes and red-white and blue bandanas.