LORDS OF APATHY

May 13, 2006

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: MARIA OZAWA


After seeing her picture, I immediately called my doctor and set up an appointment to get a screening for testicular cancer. Then I went home and sliced up my arms with the pieces of a broken bottle.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Christ.

And you say we can travel to Japan by aeroplane, yes?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Most definately... I'm already working on it.