It is common rhetoric in unpatriotic far-left liberal circles to insist on diplomacy and peaceful negotiations in place of preemptive military strikes in Iran. Their argument is that Iran is 6 to 10 years away from being able to build nuclear weapons; -the typical left wing ruse to draw the public's attention away from the real issue: -Iran's ability to build a TIME MACHINE! Ask any Al Franken-ass liberal and he'll tell you that Iran is decades, if not centuries away from developing such a machine. But their typical shortsighted bleeding heart socialist agenda prevents them from seeing the homeland security conundrum created by this kind of technological advance- (even if it is several hundred thousand light years into future). Whenever the Iranians do develop their time machine technology (it's only a matter of time), be it Mothers' Day 2006 or September 11th 5012, it is certain that they will have their godless terrorist bastard hearts set on coming back to the present time and attacking the living shit out of us on American soil. It's a well-documented fact that Islamo-fascist terrorist cells throughout the middle-east have been developing flux capacitor technology since 1985. How would you feel if later this summer, you and your family were vacationing in New York City and Abdul and his suicide bomber posse from the middle-east emerge from a fiery wormhole wielding 60 kilotons of nuclear WMDs?! Who knows what else the terrorists will bring back in their / biochemical weapon-equipped "alternative fuel"-powered Deloreans... -Gays??? Tupac Shakur (pronounced as incorrectly as possible), Undocumented Mexican immigrants!?? -Married gay couples practicing stem cell research!??
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