LORDS OF APATHY

August 3, 2008

CHUD OR NO CHUD?: KATE WINSLET EDITION

Welcome to round 2 of LOA's award-winning (/Josh Lazcano's favorite) gameshow 'Chud or No Chud'!! Based on the amount of responses left in the comments section of the last installment of 'Chud or No Chud', it proved to be one of LOA's most popular posts ever! In fact, the only other post to receive more comments was the one about Sanjaya's sister.
Basically, the point of this game is to try to separate the chuds from the non-chuds. For those of you who need a refresher on what the definition of a true chud is; -a 'chud' is a woman that is of questionable attractiveness, but despite her obvious physical flaws, you'd still be down to bone. The main determinant factor in a woman being a chud is not based on her perceived attractiveness, but rather, how ashamed you'd be to admit it to your friends. In this competition, you have to try to remove the 'famous factor' from the equation and evaluate her physical chudworthiness on it's own merits.(Click image to enlarge)
A few rules for your evaluation:
The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud
• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit it. -Think Rosario Dawson.
• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is...-provided that shit stays on Downlow. -Think Christina Ricci.
• Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Kelly Osbourne.

In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Kate Winslet falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants!!

33 comments:

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'll set this one off with a solid CHUD vote... I gotta say, I'm pretty hyped on K-Weezy it this strange sort of way. I'm actually reconsidering wether or not she should replace Juliette Lewis as my Preeminent celebrity chud. One of the main things I look for in a chud is that 'glimmer' -that diamond-in-the-rough quality that keeps you interested. It's like half the time she's just "whatever"-thoroughly average. She looks like a girl you may have sat next to in high school biology class. She wasn't all that hot, but she was nice; had some decent boobs-whatever. Now fast foreward like 4 or 5 years later. You're hanging out at some bar and in walks the girl from biology class. -She's bringin her 'A' game tonite: -got her some make-up on, some slutty little club outfit crackin, she got her hair did, -the whole 9. That's Kate Winslet in a nutshell. -the ultimate sleeper. She'll fly under the radar for a while, look like a frumpy flabby mess... -and all of a sudden BOOM! -Oscar night, -red carpet, rockin some cleavage, her wig is tight... It's a no-brainer: Kate Winslet, you're getting invited back to the bone chamber. Case closed.

Theee Casual Male said...

Yes. Hot. I'd blap for sure... especially on some floating Titanic shrapnel.

Skye said...

im def on board with a solid chud/moped(fun to ride till your friends find out) vote.

Anonymous said...

chud! no question, just having her moaning in that british accent, maybe in one of them sense and sensibility outfits, i'll show you some sense and sensibility, biaaaatch!

Anonymous said...

clear cut case of chud.

Steady P... said...

C.H.U.D. what she lacks in the face she makes up for in the body department, You gotta remember there is such a thing as a dimmer switch.. Holla

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C-Rocka said...

CHUD

typoscura said...

i'm just gonna throw it out there right now as the only non-chud voter here. I'm sorry to throw all you're game off you guys...but i think your clinging to some sort of beer google-inspired assessment of this woman. Nothing in the first 2 pages of a google search for "kate winslet" tells of any hints into full on tap-ability mode here except one highly airbrushed magazine pic...and the lighting was hella fudged on that shit. Come on dudes...let's step it up.


NO CHUD NO WAY NOT TODAY OR ANY OTHER DAY

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

The following is part of a conversation I had with Typoscura immediately after his controvercial "sub-chud" ruling:

S-"Wow!! so you're going with Sub-chud huh?"
T-yeah, no bragging rights on that bone job
S-"Although I respectfully disagree, I admire your maverick stance on the issue and your rock solid integrity..."
T-thanks man.
S-"But let's be clear here... -A chud is NOT somebody you'd brag about."
T-i tried to come correct...especially since i'm up against so much oppostition...true,true...-I stand corrected on that one.
S-"it's somebody you'd bone on the DL under the right circumstances."
T-I'd bone all sorts of broads on the DL, for the record... -Not sure she's on that list.
S-"I'll accept that... Different strokes for different folks. Like I always say, "One man's chud id another man's sub-chud"

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

I'm with Typoscura on Sub-CHUD rating. I'd like to present my case with an actual quote from Mrs. Winslet; "My stomach is all crinkly and my boobs, they're like the ears off a dog."

No thanks.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I sense the tide is beginning to turn on Ms. Winslet...

RasTroy said...

C.H.U.D.

Lets be really real here, shes kinda man-ish in the face fellas. I mean shes got that one good angle to rock no doubt. But 8:30 am comin out of the bathroom with a manish sleepy-face?? Heaaaou-gnaw.

Anonymous said...

id'e say hot,unless she's crackin a smile and im catching a glipse of them limey brit grill.that would be grounds for chud.

badteethcomics said...

I'm torn in between CHUD and Sub-CHUD.. If the situation provided itself I would probably accept it, but I would be questioning myself while at the feeling her boobies stage, thinking "should I get the hell outta here before it goes any further??". But if it did happen, I would definitely take the secret to my grave!

Chef Rykwon said...

Sub-CHUD. She's pretty tubby in that white girl way where all of her pudge got all misplaced. So yes...her tits are pretty big but they look all jacked up. And she's got "bread ass" which is to say that her ass looks like two upright loaves of bread. She basically looks like an unremarkable waitress. Her face is HUGE as well. I'd also like to say that I can't look at her without thinking of her killing that chicks mom with a fucking brick in that one movie. She had blood splattered all over her face and this ill grin that was scary as shit.

C-Rocka said...

peep this link, we got the last Chud or No Chud challenger with the current callenger...

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/cover-cameron-kate-CSA-0107-lg.jpg

blah.....

Maybe Kate wouldn't look so manish if she'd tone down the eyebrow pencil.

specialCREDIT said...

C.H.U.D
...i initially thought sub-chud without question (based on her appearances in Sense and Sensibility, Titanic), but then i was reminded (by chef rykwon) of the movie Heavenly Creatures and that scene when she is covered in blood looking like the craziest of bitches, and was forced to change my vote. i say "chud", but the label is contingent on being able to recreate that same murder scene from the movie and fuck her there..i think i could ignore the "bread ass", chunky face, and saggy tits if she was soaked in blood and beating me in the head with a brick ...

RasTroy said...

After further review (ala C-rocka's link)the ruling stands. C.H.U.D.

Brad Pitt bangs Chuds on the DL said...

A Tuesday night on the down-low Bang CHUD.
Reason: See her bang her brains out in the movie "Little Children" that pretty much sealed the deal for me. (also another "can't stop watching" reason to peep this movie is to see Kelly Lee, from Chicos Bail Bonds baseball fame, chop off his penis at the end of the movie for being a convicted child pedi...)

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Had you seen that movie before or did you just watch it? That shit is bangin right!??

Brad "Not Ronny" Pitt said...

I saw it in the theatre (Lagoon) when it first came out, a smart choice by my then ex. The whole movie I kept buggin out about Kelly Lee being all perverted monk, my ex kept thinking the cheating husband was that guy from the first American Pie movie. Good movie, I own it on DVD now...

Jim the Rza said...

Hot, no question. Well, that's not true, Im' gonna tab out to google her. OK I stand by my vote, even if she wasn't famous I would hit it and brag about it to anybody who would listen. Although I would admit at this point that would be my vote for anyone this side of Bea Arthur.

Anonymous said...

she is not hot or ugly but i would bang her just to say i did like most guys would. however, i saw that you put christian ricci and rosario dawson. both those girls are hot. they both have both amazing boobies. suck on that bitches.

H18 said...

What? I'd totally blaze Kelly Osbourne.

platinumseagulls said...

I'm giving KW an a-list CHUD rating in that, while still a CHUD, not all that bad. But what the Fuck? Christina Ricci is a CHUD? Did I read that right? I did? Really? Nah man, Christina Ricci is Hot in every true sense of the word, and then Blazin' too. You seen that movie with Samuel L Jackson and the chain and she's in her underwear and or topless for about 75% of the movie? Nah. No you haven't. I threw up in my mouth out of outrage at that one.

platinumseagulls said...

An I-chat with Sammatime247 to back me up:
PS:Is your boner there yet? One google image search...
S: I don't need no image search
S: memory will give me boner just fine.
S: that beya is foine!
PS: you've seen black snake moane
S: yeah

So, uh, proven.

T.H.L.A.T. (can't spell) said...

im with tha plat on that one, i cant even get my brain to work in a way that would let me talk about K Dubbs right now as all i have been able to think about for DAYS on end is how C Ricci got lumped in there? really? i mean, im backing her right now, this second, but even on past fame alone shes dope.

ryanerik said...

CHUD.IT.OUT.

Chef Rykwon said...

Y'all are out of your gotdamn minds. Ricci is the definition of CHUD. Her body is nice and fly with those famous huge boobs but she looks like one of those first edition Minnesota Twins bobbleheads. You know the ones, before they started to make them for players. Sort of an androgynous child's gigantic dome on the end of a spring. Christina Ricci also....without fail...ALWAYS has a fucking terrible haircut. I'm backing Mr. Mc P.

Mr HaHa said...

Ricci is a solid CHUD with that forehead, like bangin a conehead.

Kate Winslet get's my CHUD vote, TITanic/Oscar night-hell yeah. Dope in a Drew Barrymore kinda way.

Scott said...

Thanks to the power of platinum I have now found a new way to occupy my days at work. That said, I'm going to have to say that she is definitely right on the border of CHUD and sub Chud. She looks pretty good all glammed up but just barely. Plus I don't mean to discriminate against the girls with a bit more meat on their bones but a quick google image search points to a lot more than a bit of meat. Something about her face just rubs me the wrong way.

Now if we're talking Ricci again...she is grade A hot. A quick google search proves that 9 times out of 10 she has a bangin body and while her forehead is big, its not Sam Cassell scary. She is hot.

Anonymous said...

indeed,chud.red carpet status and whispering sweet nothings about tea,crumpet and earl grey tea.pip pip.smashin it.

is margret cho a sub chud? its a sub chud of the deepest level right next to monique and heather matarazzo for me.